Dear Noah,
We could have sworn আপনি ব্যক্ত the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, ইউনিকর্ণ
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because ভ্যাম্পায়ার are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The টাইটানিক
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your বই are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
আপনি produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than আপনি can.
Sincerely, Spiders
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, গুগুল
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of মাছ in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really প্রণয় her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that ভেলা for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little ত্রিভুজ
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear ফুটবল Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how আপনি managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to যোগদান the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All আপনি had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, মুলান
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
Dear শিয়াল News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
We could have sworn আপনি ব্যক্ত the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, ইউনিকর্ণ
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because ভ্যাম্পায়ার are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The টাইটানিক
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your বই are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
আপনি produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than আপনি can.
Sincerely, Spiders
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, গুগুল
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of মাছ in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really প্রণয় her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that ভেলা for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little ত্রিভুজ
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear ফুটবল Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how আপনি managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to যোগদান the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All আপনি had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, মুলান
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
Dear শিয়াল News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed