Dear Noah,
We could have sworn আপনি ব্যক্ত the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, ইউনিকর্ণ

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because ভ্যাম্পায়ার are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The টাইটানিক

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your বই are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
আপনি produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than আপনি can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, গুগুল


Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of মাছ in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985


Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really প্রণয় her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that ভেলা for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little ত্রিভুজ

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare


Dear ফুটবল Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas


Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how আপনি managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio


Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to যোগদান the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All আপনি had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, মুলান

Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet

Dear শিয়াল News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed