1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his শামুক is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good দিন to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good দিন to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!
Hello this is my 2nd তালিকা of pointless superpowers enjoy....
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when আপনি are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank আপনি for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u অনুরাগী this if u like it pls??!!?!
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when আপনি are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank আপনি for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u অনুরাগী this if u like it pls??!!?!
নমস্কার it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road?
To প্রদর্শনী that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do আপনি make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do আপনি call a giant, clumsy, atomic রশ্মি breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying কমলা become so popular?
Because কমলা is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road?
To প্রদর্শনী that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do আপনি make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do আপনি call a giant, clumsy, atomic রশ্মি breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying কমলা become so popular?
Because কমলা is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
HAPPY NEW বছর EVERYONE
OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new বছর and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
অথবা something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over দ্বারা Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the সৈকত again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE সৈকত IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to লিঙ্ক and click on the link that says smosh.com!
BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new বছর and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
অথবা something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over দ্বারা Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the সৈকত again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE সৈকত IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to লিঙ্ক and click on the link that says smosh.com!
BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i hate the old west. how many of আপনি do too? ugh. okay' so my brother was doing his splling/reading homework and it ব্যক্ত to write a letter to bob অথবা another cowboy from the story theyre পাঠ করা and to use 4 spelling words. heres what he wrote: Dear Bob,
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!