Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One দিন from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did আপনি wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. আপনি just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)
(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, আপনি still remember our তারিখ tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see আপনি later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)
(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there আপনি are. What took আপনি so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out বিয়ার and sits on পালঙ্ক with Chris) So, what are আপনি watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a সেকেন্ড one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me আরো of this.
Chris: ................... Don't আপনি have that তারিখ with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did আপনি make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)
(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a মাংসের ফালি and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, আপনি see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did আপনি even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? আপনি mean your stoner best friend remembered this আরো then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are আপনি ever going to learn
(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess
(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)
(10:00 AM. The পরবর্তি Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) আপনি know আপনি have a বিছানা room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do আপনি make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: আপনি think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are আপনি lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are আপনি going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest আপনি stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't আপনি get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED
(July 12th... One দিন from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did আপনি wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. আপনি just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)
(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, আপনি still remember our তারিখ tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see আপনি later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)
(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there আপনি are. What took আপনি so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out বিয়ার and sits on পালঙ্ক with Chris) So, what are আপনি watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a সেকেন্ড one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me আরো of this.
Chris: ................... Don't আপনি have that তারিখ with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did আপনি make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)
(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a মাংসের ফালি and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, আপনি see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did আপনি even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? আপনি mean your stoner best friend remembered this আরো then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are আপনি ever going to learn
(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess
(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)
(10:00 AM. The পরবর্তি Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) আপনি know আপনি have a বিছানা room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do আপনি make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: আপনি think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are আপনি lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are আপনি going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest আপনি stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't আপনি get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED
Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If আপনি wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If আপনি follow my laws, আপনি will live long
আপনি will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If আপনি wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If আপনি follow my laws, আপনি will live long
আপনি will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do