Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 1

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One দিন from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did আপনি wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. আপনি just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, আপনি still remember our তারিখ tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see আপনি later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)

(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there আপনি are. What took আপনি so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out বিয়ার and sits on পালঙ্ক with Chris) So, what are আপনি watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a সেকেন্ড one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me আরো of this.
Chris: ................... Don't আপনি have that তারিখ with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did আপনি make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)

(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a মাংসের ফালি and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, আপনি see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did আপনি even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? আপনি mean your stoner best friend remembered this আরো then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are আপনি ever going to learn

(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess

(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)

(10:00 AM. The পরবর্তি Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)

Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) আপনি know আপনি have a বিছানা room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do আপনি make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: আপনি think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are আপনি lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are আপনি going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest আপনি stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't আপনি get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED

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My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a বৃক্ষ stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. আপনি look very adorable. I gotta take আপনি to meet some friends....

Deathding's শীর্ষ 10 জীবন্ত Cliches

posted by deathding

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that আপনি just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, অথবা downright awesome, আপনি just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My শীর্ষ 10 জীবন্ত Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean দ্বারা this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

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Windwakerguy430's শীর্ষ 10 Pointless Video Game Moments

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality দ্বারা making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.

#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get আপনি a new weapon, levels আপনি up, অথবা gives আপনি money. However, there are THOSE survivors. আপনি know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy vs Jason spoof

posted by Canada24

Freddy started the story দ্বারা narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms রাস্তা (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 96 - Attack on Titan Abridged.... WHERE IS IT

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Now, if আপনি know me, আপনি know that I watch Abridged series. One of my পছন্দ would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made দ্বারা TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

Corner of Horror - 145: SWERY Month, "Week" Final: Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

…. I suck at keeping a schedule

Would it even matter calling this SWERY মাস at this point? It’s আরো like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted গাধা schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big মাস long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we সরানো on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...

Merry Freakin' বড়দিন - দিন 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where আপনি play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my পছন্দ video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

NikPiks QuikPiks - Saints Row 2's Cinematic Genius

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write প্রবন্ধ that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an ঘন্টা working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, আপনি may think, “Saints Row? আপনি mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...

The শীর্ষ 100 - #61: Halo: Combat Evolved

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 131 - Cultober দিন 26: হ্যালোইন 2018

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s হ্যালোইন finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.

The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...

MACK Part Five: Heartbreak Hotel

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if আপনি aren’t too busy, maybe...

Original Story: Psy-Bio

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved দ্বারা a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 197 - Napoleon Dynamite POOR

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who অথবা what the characters and setting is, but আপনি don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

শীর্ষ 15 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Songs - #1 - Staff Roll

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 140 - BOMBy Test

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

আপনি know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only কার্টুন on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one প্রদর্শনী that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this প্রদর্শনী started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of টেলিভিশন limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only প্রদর্শনী saved দ্বারা Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 106 - Fails Doll

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Now, people have been talking about the ক্রিপিপাস্তা called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if আপনি play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell আপনি all that this story sucks. Or, আরো importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack ব্যক্ত it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc আপনি আপনি overrated prick. আপনি suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

Void Flashbacks: Ironic

posted by FrostyBlazer

Henry: so... what are আপনি working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 বছর old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are আপনি in here?

Henry: I just want to know what আপনি are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the দিন this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world

Grand Theft Auto Crossover

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My Little Pornstar Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, আপনি can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought আপনি liked Rarity....