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I already reviewed বড়দিন Cruelty, a Norwegian horror বড়দিন movie. Now, I’m going to review a Dutch বড়দিন horror movie from the Netherlands. I’ve never seen অথবা heard of any Netherland movies, but I am going to assume that they can get some good movies. And this movie must be one of them… Right? Well, this movie was to mark the return of horror movie director, Dick Maas. So, this guy must have had some sort of experience in making horror movies. Well, let’s look into his return to the horror industry, and take a look at the movie Sint, অথবা Saint in Europe, অথবা Saint Nick in the U.S… They couldn’t just pick one?



So the movie takes the story of Sinterklaas, অথবা Santa Claus, and distorts it into a dark ফ্যান্টাসি world. Instead of Sinterklaas being a good natured soul who delivers gifts to people on Christmas, he is the murderous ghost of Niklas who, with his evil ghost gang, goes around murdering hundreds (Literally hundreds) of people when his holiday is celebrated on a full moon… Well… It’s an original take on the story. So, the story centers around a police officer named Goert whose family was killed দ্বারা Sinterklaas on one fateful বড়দিন night. Now, not celebrating the Sinterklaas tradition, he is trying to stop people from celebrating it before Sinterklaas strikes again, but of course, no one believes Goert when he says that the evil ghost of Niklas and his evil horse gang are going to murder people on the streets, and must now do what he can to prevent Sinterklaas from attacking. Now, for some reason, that plot doesn’t happen much in this movie. It’s mostly thrown to the side. Most of the movie is mostly about Sinterklaas and how he goes around doing his killings around the holiday season. Kinda ironic, considering that the poor bastard is barely in the movie at all.



What I find to be the most disappointing part of this entire movie is Sinterklaas himself. Not that he’s a bad monster. In fact, he’s a great monster. প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে him in a modern time, in that old centuries old uniform on a white horse, just standing in the snowfall at night, without revealing his face is just really creepy. He really shows himself as being a very creepy character. He’s even able to travel across roof tops and through walls, really প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে how he really is a ghost. This is the best depiction of a ghost I’ve seen in awhile. And when his face is revealed, it’s pretty damn good. The makeup on him looks very professional and well done. Sure, I like subtlety and this does kinda ruin it দ্বারা revealing his face, but I can’t deny that the makeup looks really damn good on him. Unfortunately, it’s easy to appreciate something that আপনি rarely see. And that is exactly what Sinterklaas is. We rarely see this guy in the movie at all. We see the fear he brings in people and we see just how scared people are of him, but not much of him, really. But, this does kinda make him আরো scary, as seeing what effects he causes on people can be just as good as seeing the monster himself. I guess I both প্রণয় and hate that I don’t get to see Sinterklaas much. I প্রণয় seeing the fear people are in in this movie, but I hate that we don’t get আরো Sinterklaas.



Well, let’s talk about something else here. I প্রণয় the অভিনয় in this movie. It never feels like the actors are trying too hard, but it never feels like they don’t care either. They always feel genuine. Especially the cop Goert. Sure, his backstories cliched, “the villain killed my family and I want revenge” and all that, but at least he has some talent in acting. The violence in this movie is also really শীর্ষ notch. The gore looks just like what you’d expect from a movie about a murderous gang of ghosts lead দ্বারা the Dutch version of Santa…. What? But, unfortunately, the movie feels very limited. It feels like the director was limited on what he wanted to do, and the story feels very unfinished in most places. আপনি can just tell that this movie had hundreds of restrictions put on it. That’s probably because parents hated this movie because of its depiction of Sinterklaas. Yep, it’s Silent Night, Deadly Night all over again, with director Dick Maas argument being that if parents could convince their kids that Sinterklaas exists, they can convince them that the man in the movie wasn’t Sinterklaas. Well damn, Dick Maas didn’t fuck around. Sadly, the movie studio didn’t seem to agree, and just seemed to his creative work. And I thought American চলচ্চিত্র were restricted.



Sint is a movie that I had a lot of fun watching. Is it the best movie out there, no, but I had a lot of fun with it. I প্রণয় the stupid action scenes, and the effects on the monsters and with the violence. It really makes me want to look into Dick Maas other চলচ্চিত্র like De Lift অথবা Amsterdamned. He definitely seems to have peaked my interest. I’d say, if আপনি like horror চলচ্চিত্র that don’t take themselves seriously, than this is the movie for you. I recommend watching it. Barely anyone watches it, since it is a very obscure movie, and the only people who seem to have watched are from the country of Netherlands. Maybe one day, we can get this movie to be recognized দ্বারা an English audience… অথবা not, I don’t know. Take care.
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Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great সঙ্গীত for you.
Skywalker: Did আপনি forget that we have a প্রদর্শনী to run?
Master Sword: You're the host আপনি know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last প্রদর্শনী of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...
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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist দ্বারা the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in খুঁজুন of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed দ্বারা a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” অথবা “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published দ্বারা Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. আপনি people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just আপনি wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography দ্বারা actually named Richard “Dick”...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a বছর of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, অথবা will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will প্রদর্শনী the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do আপনি know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...
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Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, অথবা Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me আরো power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There আপনি have it. A talking train can beat a car just দ্বারা shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...
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September 9th

Hello. I’m David. My বন্ধু call me Dave অথবা Davey. But, since I do not have friends, আপনি may call me David. And I regret to inform that, দ্বারা পরবর্তি year, I will die. Perhaps it is best if I start back from the beginning, from this morning. I had woken up in a daze, my head feeling funny. I gave it a scratch. It felt very satisfying. I had made my usual cup of coffee, black, no sugar অথবা cream, along with my usual breakfast: Prescribed medication to make my brain all better. I had been taking this medication for a while now. I believe it was to help with my extreme seizures and violent...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is back…… Goodey. Now, the তালিকা is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasn’t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesn’t sound too bad, until, আপনি read the games instruction booklet, where...
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So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if আপনি will, and let আপনি know that I really do প্রণয় this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
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So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasn’t it. The great Weinstein স্ক্যান্ডাল where many Hollywood যশস্বী were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea আরো closer than ever before, everyone on ইউটিউব that wasn’t a celebrity অথবা Jake Paul getting utterly fucked দ্বারা the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...
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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my হ্যালোইন Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the প্রদর্শনী before আরো cowboys, অথবা Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can আপনি check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...
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About a বছর ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket… অথবা basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldn’t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didn’t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops পরবর্তি to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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So it is no surprise to anyone that my পছন্দ horror game of all time Silent পাহাড় 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent পাহাড় 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent পাহাড় after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
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Two officers were standing পরবর্তি to a আগুন দ্বারা the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...
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Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are আপনি supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the অনুরাগী fiction begins.

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Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See আপনি পরবর্তি Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 অনুরাগী Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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Hey, did আপনি guys know I like No আরো Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I প্রণয় No আরো Heroes!
No আরো নায়ক follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
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Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: আপনি must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for আপনি right now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run দ্বারা five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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