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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So let’s talk about Grand Theft Auto… Okay, this is not gonna be easy to discuss. I never really enjoyed the gameplay of IV অথবা even V. I think it was too real, if that makes any sense. It felt weighted down, and just kinda dull for me. I like the characters, I like the story, and I like the witty humor and satire of the modern world, but man, was the gameplay not doing it for me. But then I went back and tired out some older GTA games from the past, and yeah, this is definitely what I prefered. And let’s start with one of my favorites, Vice City.
The story is simple if আপনি watched Scarface অথবা any classic crime film. Gangster Tommy Vercetti gets involved in a drug deal gone really bad and is left to take over Vice City, totally not Miami, and start up his own drug empire through threats, drug deals, and other such things. Clearly not the hero in this story, but an interesting character nonetheless. And man, is this game stylish. Sure, the graphics aren’t at the quality that Rockstar has nowadays with their realistic horse testical physics, but I really like this setting. The neon lights of Vice City that glow throughout the streets and mix well with the old 80s esthetique. And remember when I ব্যক্ত I don’t like feeling too realistic? Well, this game doesn’t have that. আপনি can blow off people heads in a ফোয়ারা of blood, and do missions that consist of being chased দ্বারা angry chefs to chasing a fat man down the রাস্তা with a chainsaw. These missions are so stupid and I প্রণয় them. And the music. I tried real hard not to say this in this article, but the সঙ্গীত is just so… 80s. আপনি got সঙ্গীত from classic glam rock bands like Motley Crue and Loverboy, to সঙ্গীত groups like Tears for Fears and Flock of Seagulls. Hell, they even got Night Ranger. My mom watched VH1 when I was really young, so I know this stuff. It really fits well with the world of Vice City when আপনি drive down in a Mercedes listening to Hall and Oates. Maybe not so much when আপনি have the hellbent police force on your ass. And then there are the cheat codes. Man, these things are just begging for total chaos. This was honestly a game I had a ton of fun screwing around in, exploring the town to find secrets. I didn’t get that with V and especially IV, but this world really interested me and I had a ton of fun hanging out in this place. Sure, some of the missions were brutally hard, but most of them were fun and were ones I’d happily play again.
Vice City is one of the আরো fun to play Grand Theft Auto games. I only played four in my entire life, and III is nowhere to be found on this list, sadly. I don’t know if they’ll ever return to Vice City in any future GTA games, and I doubt it would ever be the same since it was so classic 80s. Maybe an HD remaster then? Come on, Rockstar! I’m sure আপনি can put in a few hundred work hours to make it possible.
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever অথবা cringe worthy অনুরাগী art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making আরো mistakes than...
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide অথবা something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the সেকেন্ড guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a দেওয়াল and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a ছুরি and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that টেট্রা was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped দ্বারা the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say সেকেন্ড verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts অভিনয় weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc আপনি আপনি overrated prick. আপনি suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell আপনি do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did আপনি bring me along!?

???: আপনি figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that আপনি have to bring me with you!

???: in the চলচ্চিত্র people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would আপনি think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw আপনি commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know আপনি can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see আপনি tonight. I only want আপনি to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Steel Ball Run is ব্যক্ত দ্বারা many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most পছন্দ part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello, everyone, and today on this প্রবন্ধ of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own তালিকা of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that আপনি probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least পছন্দ to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of আপনি may have a different Jojo that আপনি see as your favorite, অথবা maybe আপনি may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello, everyone. Now, হ্যালোইন is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different শীর্ষ tens for the পরবর্তি following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the শীর্ষ ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that আপনি find lurking the in the depths of hell, অথবা in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, অথবা played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try আরো than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where আপনি play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting নেকড়ে-মানুষ and witches, but it isn’t long...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with আপনি emotionally and mentally, and tricks আপনি দ্বারা being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.



…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE প্রবন্ধ IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS প্রবন্ধ IF আপনি PLAN ON READING...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one দ্বারা far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, দ্বারা far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Link: Man, this job is a lot আরো fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone দ্বারা killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears সঙ্গীত behind waterfall) What is this. The সঙ্গীত is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do আপনি get when আপনি get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ আপনি get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on আগুন again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs অথবা any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative অথবা thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but আরো of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
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