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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So let’s talk about Grand Theft Auto… Okay, this is not gonna be easy to discuss. I never really enjoyed the gameplay of IV অথবা even V. I think it was too real, if that makes any sense. It felt weighted down, and just kinda dull for me. I like the characters, I like the story, and I like the witty humor and satire of the modern world, but man, was the gameplay not doing it for me. But then I went back and tired out some older GTA games from the past, and yeah, this is definitely what I prefered. And let’s start with one of my favorites, Vice City.
The story is simple if আপনি watched Scarface অথবা any classic crime film. Gangster Tommy Vercetti gets involved in a drug deal gone really bad and is left to take over Vice City, totally not Miami, and start up his own drug empire through threats, drug deals, and other such things. Clearly not the hero in this story, but an interesting character nonetheless. And man, is this game stylish. Sure, the graphics aren’t at the quality that Rockstar has nowadays with their realistic horse testical physics, but I really like this setting. The neon lights of Vice City that glow throughout the streets and mix well with the old 80s esthetique. And remember when I ব্যক্ত I don’t like feeling too realistic? Well, this game doesn’t have that. আপনি can blow off people heads in a ফোয়ারা of blood, and do missions that consist of being chased দ্বারা angry chefs to chasing a fat man down the রাস্তা with a chainsaw. These missions are so stupid and I প্রণয় them. And the music. I tried real hard not to say this in this article, but the সঙ্গীত is just so… 80s. আপনি got সঙ্গীত from classic glam rock bands like Motley Crue and Loverboy, to সঙ্গীত groups like Tears for Fears and Flock of Seagulls. Hell, they even got Night Ranger. My mom watched VH1 when I was really young, so I know this stuff. It really fits well with the world of Vice City when আপনি drive down in a Mercedes listening to Hall and Oates. Maybe not so much when আপনি have the hellbent police force on your ass. And then there are the cheat codes. Man, these things are just begging for total chaos. This was honestly a game I had a ton of fun screwing around in, exploring the town to find secrets. I didn’t get that with V and especially IV, but this world really interested me and I had a ton of fun hanging out in this place. Sure, some of the missions were brutally hard, but most of them were fun and were ones I’d happily play again.
Vice City is one of the আরো fun to play Grand Theft Auto games. I only played four in my entire life, and III is nowhere to be found on this list, sadly. I don’t know if they’ll ever return to Vice City in any future GTA games, and I doubt it would ever be the same since it was so classic 80s. Maybe an HD remaster then? Come on, Rockstar! I’m sure আপনি can put in a few hundred work hours to make it possible.
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed দ্বারা the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror চলচ্চিত্র before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror চলচ্চিত্র of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are আপনি excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their বন্ধু heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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About some time পূর্বে back in the বছর 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games আপনি can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, আপনি may just strike স্বর্ণ at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have আপনি ever wanted to yell at people older than আপনি দ্বারা calling them little faggots? Well, now আপনি can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if আপনি buy the DLC, আপনি get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO আপনি CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run দ্বারা assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it আপনি would never be able to find it unless আপনি went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with আপনি over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of মাশরুম drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent কচ্ছপ people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end দ্বারা the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the মতামত section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope আপনি enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the বছর 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even আরো powerful than...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if আপনি don’t do something about it, I’ll force আপনি to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like আপনি can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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posted by Canada24
"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about আপেল pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. আপনি and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as আপনি don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Have আপনি ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who ব্যক্ত that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The পরবর্তি day, John was...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found দ্বারা Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
~Story~

In the বছর 1927, there is a small island town in New York named শিয়াল Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run দ্বারা a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran দ্বারা one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across শিয়াল Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic জীবন্ত the other দিন and it finally came to my head. A প্রশ্ন that haunts almost EVERY single জীবন্ত and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many জীবন্ত in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES আপনি COULD GO TO WOULD আপনি PICK A CLASSROOM TO প্রদর্শনী YOUR জীবন্ত IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES আপনি COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another দিন in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I ব্যক্ত to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, অথবা insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those চলচ্চিত্র that is hated, weather দ্বারা fans, critics, অথবা the world in general, but আপনি just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: টারমিনেটর 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, অনুরাগী were hyped for the পরবর্তি one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They ব্যক্ত that it wasn’t...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, every Zelda game has one অথবা two characters that আপনি can interact with. However, there are those characters that আপনি just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If আপনি like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the তালিকা because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when আপনি pick up a rupee অথবা are fighting enemies, she will always come and give আপনি উপদেশ that আপনি already...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very সেকেন্ড they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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