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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
So let me start this প্রবন্ধ off দ্বারা saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an প্রবন্ধ called শীর্ষ Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called শীর্ষ tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is, this proves that I did very little research and should’ve put that শীর্ষ ten in the trash. For fucks sake, the Xbox version didn’t even release in Japan. It was a European exclusive. But this isn’t another rant about young me. This is about Shadow of the Destiny, which I think, is one of the most unique murder mystery games out there, and kind of a shame that nothing came out of it



Shadow of Destiny follows our awkward young man, Eike Kusch, in a little town in Germany. One day, all of a sudden, he is murdered out of nowhere. But luck is on his side, as he is প্রদত্ত a chance to survive once again thanks to a strange being named Homunculus. Giving him a Digipad, Eike is able to turn back time to any point that is important in keeping him alive. Including the present দিন (as present as 2001), Eike can rewind time to different periods of the towns history, from the 80s to 1902 to the 1500s. All of these contain puzzles on how Eike can prevent his death from the murderer, who is so hellbent on killing Eike. It’s one thing to poison his খাবার with sea slug substances, but then he tries to drop a pot on his head, push him off a ledge, and straight up run him over with a car. And thinking about who the killer is, it’s kinda hilarious all the stuff they pull to kill Eike, but…. I won’t tell আপনি that. I may spoil a lot with these reviews, but when it comes to murder mysteries, I refuse. আপনি just gotta play the game yourself to find out. And thankfully, the PS2 version is pretty cheap. আপনি can also get it for PSP, and on PC. I will say, the voice অভিনয় is a bit weird. The dialogue is so bizarre mixed with the stilted voice work of some of these characters, that it kinda takes away some serious tones of the game. But one voice of note is that of Homunculus. During research for this game, I was shocked to find out that Charles Martinet voiced Homunculus. Yes, the voice of Mario voiced this magical twink.
While the voice অভিনয় is a bit wonky, the story manages to keep me invested throughout. There are parts that I can’t for the life of me stand, like the brother and sister character that lives in the alchemist house that constantly প্রশ্ন and talk to Eike. Like they’re super important to the story, so আপনি can’t just go and ignore them, but man does the chipper tone of the sister mixed with the moody and sad tone of the brother irritate me to no end. But other parts, I love. I প্রণয় the old style town that has the history of the museum in the modern day, and I really প্রণয় the side quest where আপনি can find out what happened to the museum owner’s wife and daughter before আপনি were even around. Even when আপনি go back in time, it has this nice little effect. Modern দিন is about what you’d expect, grey clouds and all, like typical Europe. But the 80s has this sort of blue tint to it that makes it look আরো moody. The 1900s has this black and white look to it, and the 1500s has this ছবি grain that gives it the look of an old book. It really does this nice effect and Eike’s রঙ contrasting with the visual style is a lovely touch. Speaking of going back in time, having to do so to solve puzzles is so much fun. What আপনি do in the past can change so much in the future. Much like Chrono Trigger, আপনি can change things in the present দিন just দ্বারা a few conversations in the past. আপনি can turn the museum into a লাইব্রেরি দ্বারা talking to the museum founder all to get a book on curing a poison. আপনি can ask a servant of a nobleman to plant a ফুল বিছানা in the court yard instead of a বৃক্ষ so that the killer has nowhere to sneak up on আপনি and kill you. আপনি can tell a director in the 80s what movie to make, changing his poster in the present and allowing there to be too much of a crowd for the killer to get you. It’s all these little touches that really add to the game. আপনি can even change things with side quests, creating a timeline where আপনি give a little girl a pet cat, resulting in the museum in the future being overrun দ্বারা cats. It’s charming and funny, and it really adds to the creativity of this game’s puzzle solving. And there aren’t just single solutions. Every puzzle in the main story has multiple ways আপনি can go about to solve it. আপনি can go into a burning building with a way of extinguishing it, অথবা আপনি can prevent the আগুন from happening in the first place. To stop the killer from stabbing আপনি in the back, আপনি could use an item your future self gave আপনি to trade for a pan, অথবা আপনি can steal a metal sign in the 1900s. There are multiple solutions all with different results and it really makes আপনি want to play the game again to see the different results of each puzzle. And yes, the game does have branching paths in the story.
Shadow of Destiny kind of has a NieR situation, as in there are several endings and they are all কামান in one way অথবা another. There are about 5 endings, each one giving আপনি a little piece of the bigger picture and what’s going on here, and even still, আপনি may be left scratching your head. But not in a “That doesn’t make sense” kind of way, আরো of a , “That’s a lot to take in” way, which is the right way. I think ending D was my favorite. I won’t spoil the different endings and what they lead to, I won’t even give a glimpse, because I really do like this game and if there was any game I could recommend to anyone from PS2 Cents, it would probably be Shadow of Destiny. The game isn’t perfect with it’s gameplay. There are some times where puzzles can be too cryptic. There’s also this collision issue that’s a minor annoyance where আপনি can run into a small object in the road and come to a complete stop and have to turn to the side to keep moving. Also collecting little energy orbs to travel back in time is a real pain in the গাধা If আপনি mess up and run out, আপনি could really fuck yourself. Now I never did because I collected them like a mad man and they do respawn in areas, but I kinda wish they weren’t there at all. But those are minor nitpicks that I have, and the only ones I have for this kind of game. The game is four hours short, which makes replaying it a lot of fun. Plus আপনি can get it for relatively cheap on PS2 from online sources, with the PSP version being slightly আরো pricey, but hey, it’s still cheaper than buying a full version Persona 3 and 5 Dancing, and has আরো quality to it.
Well, I have to say, this was one of the biggest surprises for this little series of games. When I bought this game off Amazon, I expected it to be a reasonably decent mystery game, little janky, and would probably need a walkthrough, and maybe give it a 6/10. But this was actually a great game and one that I kinda wish আরো people would talk about when it comes to PS2 classics. While being worked on দ্বারা the dreaded beast known as Konami, so no sequel in sight, the games director, Junko Kawano, also known for her work as designer on the Suikoden series of games, has made a game that, while not in the same universe, had the same concept of time travel and time paradoxes, the DS শিরোনাম Time Hollow. I’ve never played it and know nobody who’s even heard of it, so that means I gotta play it now. Sadly, she didn’t really do much after that. She made another DS game, Zack and Ombra, and has not been seen since. Zack and Ombra was released in 2010. I really do hope she was able to make something out of her talent, because games like this are something special. If it isn’t clear, I give Shadow of Destiny the award of Hidden Gem. Seriously, if আপনি can play it, get your hands on it. There is no game like it and it’s a real treat.
posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who অথবা what the characters and setting is, but আপনি don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Now, this is not much of a review, but, this has to be addressed. Cell Phones have basically become the closest thing humanity has gotten to brainwashing. I’m not kidding. Literally, everywhere I go. Weather its to school, to work, to the store, to the bank, to Starbucks. There is ALWAYS someone on there phone. Hell, I’m not even নিরাপদ from this at home. Now, some of আপনি might find this crazy, but, I do not have a cellphone. I just don’t see the point. Not to mention, if I had one, I’d be like everyone else in my school. A brainwashed zombie who can’t keep their eyes off their phone...
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's আরো of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think আপনি have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are আপনি tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. আপনি live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When আপনি look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, আপনি see, I have this নিরাপদ here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, আপনি just have this big গাধা নিরাপদ lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the রঙ of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: আপনি mean your going out to compete in a deadly game প্রদর্শনী killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if আপনি get first place, আপনি will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ আপনি really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't আপনি know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Tetra: So, now that we are here, are আপনি ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do আপনি mean দ্বারা no
Link: আপনি see, my mother used to tell me stories of a ব্রেভ hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed দ্বারা spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure আপনি I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...
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Well... I can't believe its here. I ব্যক্ত I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give আপনি the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this দিন and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. ডিজনি has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell আপনি the other প্রদর্শনী when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest আপনি try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So আপনি witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could আপনি tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, যেভাবে খুশী prisoners,...
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Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they সরানো forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the মাস of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce আপনি all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Well, everyone, it seems that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is coming to a close soon, with the last few episodes just left before the series finale. All that’s left is to wait for Bites the Dust, and hopefully a Vento Aureo জীবন্ত in the coming future. So, before we all say goodbye to Diamond is Unbreakable forever, I want us to take a look at the multiple enemy Stands that appeared in the series. Unlike Stardust Crusaders, the Stands in this part were a little আরো creative. Not as impressive in some skills and strategies, but still pretty creative. Not to mention, the...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
The Gamecube was such a criminally underrated console, with so many beloved games that are still appreciated to this day. So, with the Gamecube always being a পছন্দ console of mine, I decided to do a তালিকা on what I think are the best games on the system. Now, I am not going to include any of the games from my শীর্ষ ten list, so no Resident Evil 4 অথবা Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, because those two games would obviously make the list, and for good reason. Also, these are all games that only I have played. So, no F Zero GX অথবা Baten Kaitos. Also, these games have to be Gamecube exclusives. It can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting জন্তু জানোয়ার to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain টাট্টু that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did আপনি find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he গাউন a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make আপনি just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the শীর্ষ ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin

 Goomba
Goomba


#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
জাপান makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. আপনি play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as আপনি look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if আপনি look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা with a শিরোনাম so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if আপনি don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
“Tiger… Hey, Tiger”
Tiger groaned as he stirred himself awake, inhaling through his nostrils as his eyes slowly opened, looking up at the bright sky and the moving clouds. Looking down at him, a young woman with red hair that stopped at her neck looked down with a grin, light freckles on her face, wearing a yellow style woman’s dress with brown boots. She graced Tiger with a chuckle as she joked, “Didn’t আপনি just get some sleep?”
“Well when you’re on the road for as long as we are, আপনি gotta get all the sleep আপনি can before another job.” Tiger answered as he sat up.
Along with...
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Have আপনি ever heard of the legendary রামেন Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter পরবর্তি A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this জীবন্ত short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but দ্বারা lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent পাহাড় 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent পাহাড় 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far আরো at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


Okay…. This is the first Legend of Zelda entry on the list… and hoo boy, I think I already pissed some people off with this decision already.
Legend of Zelda follows the story of Link and his companion Navi as they travel across the land of Hyrule, saving the Sages and trying to stop Ganondorf from taking over Hyrule.. Yeah, get used to hearing that story বিবরণ of other Zelda games. This was considered to be THE Zelda game back in the day, the one that everyone needed to play and is thought to be the greatest video game of all time. And while I don’t personally agree with that,...
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