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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
So let me start this প্রবন্ধ off দ্বারা saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an প্রবন্ধ called শীর্ষ Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called শীর্ষ tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is, this proves that I did very little research and should’ve put that শীর্ষ ten in the trash. For fucks sake, the Xbox version didn’t even release in Japan. It was a European exclusive. But this isn’t another rant about young me. This is about Shadow of the Destiny, which I think, is one of the most unique murder mystery games out there, and kind of a shame that nothing came out of it



Shadow of Destiny follows our awkward young man, Eike Kusch, in a little town in Germany. One day, all of a sudden, he is murdered out of nowhere. But luck is on his side, as he is প্রদত্ত a chance to survive once again thanks to a strange being named Homunculus. Giving him a Digipad, Eike is able to turn back time to any point that is important in keeping him alive. Including the present দিন (as present as 2001), Eike can rewind time to different periods of the towns history, from the 80s to 1902 to the 1500s. All of these contain puzzles on how Eike can prevent his death from the murderer, who is so hellbent on killing Eike. It’s one thing to poison his খাবার with sea slug substances, but then he tries to drop a pot on his head, push him off a ledge, and straight up run him over with a car. And thinking about who the killer is, it’s kinda hilarious all the stuff they pull to kill Eike, but…. I won’t tell আপনি that. I may spoil a lot with these reviews, but when it comes to murder mysteries, I refuse. আপনি just gotta play the game yourself to find out. And thankfully, the PS2 version is pretty cheap. আপনি can also get it for PSP, and on PC. I will say, the voice অভিনয় is a bit weird. The dialogue is so bizarre mixed with the stilted voice work of some of these characters, that it kinda takes away some serious tones of the game. But one voice of note is that of Homunculus. During research for this game, I was shocked to find out that Charles Martinet voiced Homunculus. Yes, the voice of Mario voiced this magical twink.
While the voice অভিনয় is a bit wonky, the story manages to keep me invested throughout. There are parts that I can’t for the life of me stand, like the brother and sister character that lives in the alchemist house that constantly প্রশ্ন and talk to Eike. Like they’re super important to the story, so আপনি can’t just go and ignore them, but man does the chipper tone of the sister mixed with the moody and sad tone of the brother irritate me to no end. But other parts, I love. I প্রণয় the old style town that has the history of the museum in the modern day, and I really প্রণয় the side quest where আপনি can find out what happened to the museum owner’s wife and daughter before আপনি were even around. Even when আপনি go back in time, it has this nice little effect. Modern দিন is about what you’d expect, grey clouds and all, like typical Europe. But the 80s has this sort of blue tint to it that makes it look আরো moody. The 1900s has this black and white look to it, and the 1500s has this ছবি grain that gives it the look of an old book. It really does this nice effect and Eike’s রঙ contrasting with the visual style is a lovely touch. Speaking of going back in time, having to do so to solve puzzles is so much fun. What আপনি do in the past can change so much in the future. Much like Chrono Trigger, আপনি can change things in the present দিন just দ্বারা a few conversations in the past. আপনি can turn the museum into a লাইব্রেরি দ্বারা talking to the museum founder all to get a book on curing a poison. আপনি can ask a servant of a nobleman to plant a ফুল বিছানা in the court yard instead of a বৃক্ষ so that the killer has nowhere to sneak up on আপনি and kill you. আপনি can tell a director in the 80s what movie to make, changing his poster in the present and allowing there to be too much of a crowd for the killer to get you. It’s all these little touches that really add to the game. আপনি can even change things with side quests, creating a timeline where আপনি give a little girl a pet cat, resulting in the museum in the future being overrun দ্বারা cats. It’s charming and funny, and it really adds to the creativity of this game’s puzzle solving. And there aren’t just single solutions. Every puzzle in the main story has multiple ways আপনি can go about to solve it. আপনি can go into a burning building with a way of extinguishing it, অথবা আপনি can prevent the আগুন from happening in the first place. To stop the killer from stabbing আপনি in the back, আপনি could use an item your future self gave আপনি to trade for a pan, অথবা আপনি can steal a metal sign in the 1900s. There are multiple solutions all with different results and it really makes আপনি want to play the game again to see the different results of each puzzle. And yes, the game does have branching paths in the story.
Shadow of Destiny kind of has a NieR situation, as in there are several endings and they are all কামান in one way অথবা another. There are about 5 endings, each one giving আপনি a little piece of the bigger picture and what’s going on here, and even still, আপনি may be left scratching your head. But not in a “That doesn’t make sense” kind of way, আরো of a , “That’s a lot to take in” way, which is the right way. I think ending D was my favorite. I won’t spoil the different endings and what they lead to, I won’t even give a glimpse, because I really do like this game and if there was any game I could recommend to anyone from PS2 Cents, it would probably be Shadow of Destiny. The game isn’t perfect with it’s gameplay. There are some times where puzzles can be too cryptic. There’s also this collision issue that’s a minor annoyance where আপনি can run into a small object in the road and come to a complete stop and have to turn to the side to keep moving. Also collecting little energy orbs to travel back in time is a real pain in the গাধা If আপনি mess up and run out, আপনি could really fuck yourself. Now I never did because I collected them like a mad man and they do respawn in areas, but I kinda wish they weren’t there at all. But those are minor nitpicks that I have, and the only ones I have for this kind of game. The game is four hours short, which makes replaying it a lot of fun. Plus আপনি can get it for relatively cheap on PS2 from online sources, with the PSP version being slightly আরো pricey, but hey, it’s still cheaper than buying a full version Persona 3 and 5 Dancing, and has আরো quality to it.
Well, I have to say, this was one of the biggest surprises for this little series of games. When I bought this game off Amazon, I expected it to be a reasonably decent mystery game, little janky, and would probably need a walkthrough, and maybe give it a 6/10. But this was actually a great game and one that I kinda wish আরো people would talk about when it comes to PS2 classics. While being worked on দ্বারা the dreaded beast known as Konami, so no sequel in sight, the games director, Junko Kawano, also known for her work as designer on the Suikoden series of games, has made a game that, while not in the same universe, had the same concept of time travel and time paradoxes, the DS শিরোনাম Time Hollow. I’ve never played it and know nobody who’s even heard of it, so that means I gotta play it now. Sadly, she didn’t really do much after that. She made another DS game, Zack and Ombra, and has not been seen since. Zack and Ombra was released in 2010. I really do hope she was able to make something out of her talent, because games like this are something special. If it isn’t clear, I give Shadow of Destiny the award of Hidden Gem. Seriously, if আপনি can play it, get your hands on it. There is no game like it and it’s a real treat.
নমস্কার THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS প্রদর্শনী NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS প্রদর্শনী IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS প্রদর্শনী IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of আপনি with the flu who think আপনি got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, আপনি know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some যেভাবে খুশী Pokemon in the ঘাস অথবা something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, আপনি looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at আপনি like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge আপনি to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Komoli: Hey, আপনি want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as আপনি play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can আপনি help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need আপনি to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: আপনি can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than আপনি who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought আপনি went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a নিরাপদ place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do আপনি really অথবা are আপনি just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned দ্বারা Mickie
Nate: আপনি mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never ব্যক্ত he was clean. I just ব্যক্ত the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic টেলিভিশন shows, however his পছন্দ character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten সেকেন্ড in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before আপনি do this, আপনি should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, আপনি should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are আপনি still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, অনুরাগী fictions. This প্রদর্শনী had হারিয়ে গেছে of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless আপনি play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give আপনি ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities আপনি can do to earn আপনি respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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The বছর is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, কার্টুন on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular প্রদর্শনী had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, অথবা Fable: The হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, অথবা Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need নায়ক to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০


Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
আপনি know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, অথবা at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a বছর ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when আপনি put the two together, what do আপনি get?...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever অথবা cringe worthy অনুরাগী art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making আরো mistakes than...
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide অথবা something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the সেকেন্ড guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a দেওয়াল and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a ছুরি and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that টেট্রা was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped দ্বারা the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say সেকেন্ড verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts অভিনয় weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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