Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run দ্বারা assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...

Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it আপনি would never be able to find it unless আপনি went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with আপনি over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...

Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of মাশরুম drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent কচ্ছপ people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end দ্বারা the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...

(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the মতামত section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope আপনি enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the বছর 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even আরো powerful than...

Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if আপনি don’t do something about it, I’ll force আপনি to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like আপনি can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...

"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about আপেল pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. আপনি and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as আপনি don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...

Have আপনি ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who ব্যক্ত that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The পরবর্তি day, John was...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...

~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found দ্বারা Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....

~Story~

In the বছর 1927, there is a small island town in New York named শিয়াল Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run দ্বারা a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran দ্বারা one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across শিয়াল Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....

It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic জীবন্ত the other দিন and it finally came to my head. A প্রশ্ন that haunts almost EVERY single জীবন্ত and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many জীবন্ত in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES আপনি COULD GO TO WOULD আপনি PICK A CLASSROOM TO প্রদর্শনী YOUR জীবন্ত IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES আপনি COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...

Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another দিন in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I ব্যক্ত to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, অথবা insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...

Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those চলচ্চিত্র that is hated, weather দ্বারা fans, critics, অথবা the world in general, but আপনি just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: টারমিনেটর 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, অনুরাগী were hyped for the পরবর্তি one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They ব্যক্ত that it wasn’t...

Now, every Zelda game has one অথবা two characters that আপনি can interact with. However, there are those characters that আপনি just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If আপনি like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list



#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the তালিকা because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when আপনি pick up a rupee অথবা are fighting enemies, she will always come and give আপনি উপদেশ that আপনি already...

Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very সেকেন্ড they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list



#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a অনুরাগী of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a অনুরাগী of Harry Potter… the বই anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great বই that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, আপনি wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the লেখক states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Now, a while back, I made a তালিকা about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN আরো disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the আরো disturbing things in the media, দ্বারা what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when আপনি think of Pokemon, আপনি think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered দ্বারা a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...

Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes আপনি test your abilities, giving আপনি a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, অথবা is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.



#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...

Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes আপনি wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, আপনি will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack দ্বারা a Porygon,...