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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Yet another fanfic about a প্রদর্শনী I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A প্রদর্শনী in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at জনপ্রিয় stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the প্রদর্শনী named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 45 - Dipper Goes to টাকো Bell, Reader Goes to Hell

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

What do আপনি get when আপনি take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... আপনি get Dipper Goes to টাকো Bell
You can tell just from পাঠ করা that শিরোনাম that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off দ্বারা saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the প্রদর্শনী a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the প্রদর্শনী is, অথবা who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this প্রদর্শনী yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

Wind's Story Time: Wind Get's Pneumonia and Vomits in a Hospital Parking Lot

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of আপনি with the flu who think আপনি got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Pokemon

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, আপনি know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some যেভাবে খুশী Pokemon in the ঘাস অথবা something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, আপনি looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at আপনি like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge আপনি to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 11 - Manual Labor

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Komoli: Hey, আপনি want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as আপনি play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can আপনি help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need আপনি to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: আপনি can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than আপনি who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 3

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought আপনি went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a নিরাপদ place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do আপনি really অথবা are আপনি just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned দ্বারা Mickie
Nate: আপনি mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never ব্যক্ত he was clean. I just ব্যক্ত the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 121 - Sally NOT EXE

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic টেলিভিশন shows, however his পছন্দ character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten সেকেন্ড in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 14

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before আপনি do this, আপনি should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, আপনি should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are আপনি still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 56 - The Worst Fanfiction Ever Written

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, অনুরাগী fictions. This প্রদর্শনী had হারিয়ে গেছে of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....

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What's Your Take- প্রবন্ধ 25- Saint's Blow

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless আপনি play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give আপনি ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities আপনি can do to earn আপনি respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....

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Walking dead spoof.. Chapter 8

posted by Canada24

Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide অথবা something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the সেকেন্ড guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a দেওয়াল and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a ছুরি and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...

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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 1 - Absence Makes the হৃদয় Go Fonder

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that টেট্রা was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped দ্বারা the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 10 - Finale

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say সেকেন্ড verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts অভিনয় weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - প্রবন্ধ 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc আপনি আপনি overrated prick. আপনি suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell আপনি do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did আপনি bring me along!?

???: আপনি figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that আপনি have to bring me with you!

???: in the চলচ্চিত্র people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would আপনি think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

সত্বর Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 2)

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw আপনি commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know আপনি can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see আপনি tonight. I only want আপনি to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...

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Windwakerguy430's শীর্ষ Ten Demons

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Hello, everyone. Now, হ্যালোইন is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different শীর্ষ tens for the পরবর্তি following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the শীর্ষ ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that আপনি find lurking the in the depths of hell, অথবা in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, অথবা played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one দ্বারা far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, দ্বারা far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Link: Man, this job is a lot আরো fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone দ্বারা killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears সঙ্গীত behind waterfall) What is this. The সঙ্গীত is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...