NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist

Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if আপনি don’t do something about it, I’ll force আপনি to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like আপনি can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...

"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about আপেল pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. আপনি and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as আপনি don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...

Have আপনি ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who ব্যক্ত that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The পরবর্তি day, John was...

~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found দ্বারা Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....

~Story~

In the বছর 1927, there is a small island town in New York named শিয়াল Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run দ্বারা a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran দ্বারা one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across শিয়াল Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....

It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic জীবন্ত the other দিন and it finally came to my head. A প্রশ্ন that haunts almost EVERY single জীবন্ত and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many জীবন্ত in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES আপনি COULD GO TO WOULD আপনি PICK A CLASSROOM TO প্রদর্শনী YOUR জীবন্ত IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES আপনি COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...

Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another দিন in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I ব্যক্ত to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, অথবা insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...

Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those চলচ্চিত্র that is hated, weather দ্বারা fans, critics, অথবা the world in general, but আপনি just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: টারমিনেটর 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, অনুরাগী were hyped for the পরবর্তি one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They ব্যক্ত that it wasn’t...

Now, every Zelda game has one অথবা two characters that আপনি can interact with. However, there are those characters that আপনি just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If আপনি like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list



#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the তালিকা because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when আপনি pick up a rupee অথবা are fighting enemies, she will always come and give আপনি উপদেশ that আপনি already...

Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very সেকেন্ড they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list



#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...

Now, a while back, I made a তালিকা about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN আরো disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the আরো disturbing things in the media, দ্বারা what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when আপনি think of Pokemon, আপনি think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered দ্বারা a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...

Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes আপনি test your abilities, giving আপনি a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, অথবা is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.



#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...

Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes আপনি wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, আপনি will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack দ্বারা a Porygon,...

Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes দ্বারা train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are আপনি doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get আপনি out of here before...

So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and প্লে-ষ্টেশন 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in প্রণয় with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...

Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel ভান্দার was closed at night, as most of the shops in লন্ডন were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was প্রদত্ত night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...

PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin হারিয়ে গেছে his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...

For those of আপনি that own a Playstation, I'm sure আপনি know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...

King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great উপসাগর Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ আপনি sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. আপনি see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. আপনি know what, screw it, I wont প্রশ্ন the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be আরো specific. Crimson skies is a game where আপনি play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan পাতিহাঁস from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, আপনি play the whole game in a fighter plane around the বছর 1940. Now, its a lot আরো fun then আপনি think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: মাকড়সা Zeppelin
The মাকড়সা Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...