NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist

Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. আপনি live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When আপনি look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, আপনি see, I have this নিরাপদ here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, আপনি just have this big গাধা নিরাপদ lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...

Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got আপনি out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't আপনি warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest আপনি try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So আপনি witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could আপনি tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

Here’s another list, because twenty হারিয়ে গেছে games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were হারিয়ে গেছে for several reasons. You’d think that in this দিন and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a সেকেন্ড list, continuing the discussion on হারিয়ে গেছে video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, অথবা are so obscure, আপনি probably wouldn’t...

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the অনুরাগী tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. আপনি don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

Yet another fanfic about a প্রদর্শনী I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A প্রদর্শনী in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at জনপ্রিয় stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the প্রদর্শনী named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

What do আপনি get when আপনি take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... আপনি get Dipper Goes to টাকো Bell
You can tell just from পাঠ করা that শিরোনাম that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off দ্বারা saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the প্রদর্শনী a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the প্রদর্শনী is, অথবা who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this প্রদর্শনী yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, আপনি finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, আপনি shouldn't be tortured দ্বারা the reboot. I'm going to tell আপনি the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. আপনি know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with আপনি all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...

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Crestfallen Warrior: Welcome to Lordran. There are actually two Bells of Awakening. One in Undead Burg, and the other is in Blighttown
Wind: Huh, I thought there was only one. Well, thank you, kind sir
Crestfallen Warrior: Glad I could he- (Wind stabs him in the chest and takes his humanity)
Wind: Well, I need your humanity আরো than আপনি do, so take care

Wind: (Walks across bridge)
Undead Soldiers: (Follow Wind)...

There are a lot of endings in video games. They all usually end happily, with the main character beating the bad guy, and saving the world. And, as a fictional world where things end well for everyone, we all like to see good triumph over evil. But, in the world of video games, there are just some moments that don’t care about the good ending. Sure, the good ending is right there, but what if আপনি can’t get it. What if, no matter how hard আপনি try, আপনি can’t get that good ending, resulting in a bad ending অথবা even the worst ending possible. And that’s what this তালিকা is for. So, let us...

নমস্কার THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS প্রদর্শনী NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS প্রদর্শনী IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS প্রদর্শনী IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...

Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse অথবা in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever আরো worse and even আরো dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun অথবা try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this পরবর্তি injury dumber and আরো dangerous? I tried slicing ফলমূল with a রান্নাঘর ছুরি while holding the ফলমূল in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. আপনি would think...

Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst বছর of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was প্রদত্ত permission to choose which আসন I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of আপনি with the flu who think আপনি got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that আপনি just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, অথবা downright awesome, আপনি just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My শীর্ষ 10 জীবন্ত Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean দ্বারা this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...