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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As আপনি expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes আপনি hate Lilly.
Normally Lilly is the নেকড়ে verison Fluttershy.
But here..
She literary bangs anything that moves.
God it's like what টাট্টু mov did to poor Pinkie, only WORSE.

Plus. Kate gets ruined to.
Why dose my favourite character always get ruined!? She fuckin FORGAVE Humphrey! But she fuckin cheats on him with a guy she barely even knows. She only the particular character because he's the only guy Lilly ever loved (to make it worse, he ENJOYED it.. He enjoyed cheating on his girlfriend, for her pretty sister, that he never had never even met before)..

And Kate made sure Lilly found out as soon as possible, as she sent Lilly a sex tape of it..

I mean, your sisters, your suppose to be as close as peas..

I mean, আপনি even had sex with each other, come on! Was that for nothing!?

But instead, Kate hates Lilly for no reason whatsoever.

and Kate ends up dying for it. As Lilly, in the heat of a over graphic fight between the two sisters, slices her one sisters throat, causing Kate to die and Lilly to in jail, but at least Lilly is remorseful..

In fact, ALL the characters get ruined.

Garth is a asshole, even a gangster.
Kidnaps and rapes Lilly for no reason.
And lots of other shit.
Humphrey ব্যক্ত he was gonna beat up Garth for Lilly.
But Humphrey ends up being nothing আরো than a lame pun, as he gets his গাধা handed to him.

I'm sure there's more.
But can't think of it.

As for the positives.
There IS a plot. And it's almost good in some ways
I mean.
I'm sorry, but having plot that has good 'moments', I have to count that.





#2: HUMPHREY LOSES IT:
Okay.

So I don't know why I would read something created দ্বারা the same person who wrote stuff like Lilly's Opposite Side and Tattered and Torn.

But, I guess, it's good having me tell people about it, so others don't read it (though আপনি probably will anyway).

But anyway.
There are three parts to this story.
And it's something I can't stand.
"lost episodes".

What the fuck is up, with "lost episodes".
I mean. Take Discords হারিয়ে গেছে episode and Flim and Flam হারিয়ে গেছে episode.
What are they trying to do.
Make us believe it really happened.
Sure.
I'll believe হারিয়ে গেছে episodes after believing "Slenderman".
I mean, if nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?
He's like The Ring. See it, আপনি die.
Only slenderman is stupider.

Anyway.

Nothing about Humphrey Loses It makes any sense whatsoever.

I mean. I'd believe him killing Lilly and her turtle, but setting her corpse on fire?
What. Are wolfs magicians now.
Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their fuckin tail!?

It's stupid.

And what he dose to Kate is neither 'clean', অথবা nesseary.
Death দ্বারা sex.
How is that even possible?
Well. Probably lots of ways.
But whatever. Not here to fight about stuff like that.

Though, if it were gonna be like that.
Trixie's Funhouse is kinda better.

I mean.
It's funny thinking that Trixie thanks আপনি for sex দ্বারা killing আপনি with a chainsaw.
Guess she watched too much Ted Bundy documentaries, hahaha. (god, I need help).




#3: JASPER PARK MATING SEASON:
So..

I try making a point, of reviewing horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to go though পাঠ করা them. Though it probably dosen't work, আপনি guys probably read the shit anyway..

Anyway.

This one I TRUELLY hate everything about it.

It's worse then Lilly's opposite side.

The best way of describing this story.

Is saying its a নেকড়ে verison of FILLY FOOLING.

Sex is primary theme.

No real plot..

It's starts off joining a scene from Towards North with Blood (same writer). But it's turns into a incest between Kate and Lilly.

Though দ্বারা now, I guess that isn't overly serpriseing.

It happens a lot unfortantly, people like that, are messed up.

But this one gets worse.

The পরবর্তি chapter has Kate and Lilly have sex with Winston (their own fuckin father)..

Theirs also one between Humphrey and Garth.

But unfortantly that seems to be happening a lot now.

I can't stand it myself, but that's just me..

Not much else to say..

I hope I saved আপনি guys from having to read this.




#4: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written দ্বারা one of my closest অনুরাগী fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly enjoys doing it.
At the time I read this.
I wasn't as morbid as I am now. and didn't enjoy Hunter as much as I probably would NOW.

Same gose to the graphic battle scenes.

I didn't enjoy them as much as I would now, thanks to my enjoyment of saw series, Freddy Krueger, happy বৃক্ষ friends, and MLP creepypastas (mostly cupcakes).

Its too bad to. Cause there's one in basically every single chapter. And Andrew (bravo) dosen't hold back on graphic details for each battle.
What kind of battles?
Well.
picture the brawl between Dash and Big Mac in ROCKET TO INSANITY, times ten.

Anyway.

One of my neggatives was. The langth.
Though I don't think this one should count.
I find it too long.
Others might find it too short.

Another neggative is. The story isn't exactly 'sex free'.
And when there is sex chapters.
It's not held back on detail.

what else should I say?

I have no idea.
This story is all over the place.
So much going constantly going on. It's like PRISONERS.
Well.
Okay. It's 'nothing' like that movie.
But who cares.
PRISONERS is awesome!
I just wanted to an excuse such a film..
Though the ending annoyed me.
I hate when চলচ্চিত্র do that to you.

Well.
That's all I got.

The story can still be found.
Look it up on google, it's the easiest way to find it.




#5: THE TRUTH ABOUT LILLY:
I'm sorry about the disappointment this may cause some people.

But this is the first time I have a GOOD review.

Witch means.

Less chances of one of my angry rants.

But that dosen't mean I won't swear in this one, if I feel the need.

Anyway.

On to the story.

Now.

The idea for something like this is very much a great one.

And I am very much glad that someone did it.

Lilly has always been. What can we say. "different".

Not only is she the only omega of her family.

But she is literary the only white নেকড়ে of the whole pack (unless I missed some).

The thought that Winston and Eve aren't her real parents.

It actually makes a shit load of sence.

Anyway.

Lilly finally discovers Winston and Eve aren't her 'real' parents. Her parents died অথবা something. Understandably this news effects her dramatically. And she now হারিয়ে গেছে all trust towards her family and runs away.

And joining her new found anger she ends up knocking herself into a coma. DUMB BITCH! Haha. I'm joking. *pets Lilly*..

Uhh..

Anyway.

From here the story continues into a sequal called COMA.

And everybody uses flashbacks of certain moments of her life to try bringing her back to being conscience (it's আরো touching then আপনি think).

laughing) আপনি probably expect to use My Little টাট্টু references from here.

Hahahah-

(almost angry) Well I will!

In fact.

This somewhat reminds me of The পরাকাষ্ঠা Temptation.

When Pinkie reveals her back story to Mr Cake.

But anyway.

Eventually Lilly comes too.

And all becomes normal eventually.





#6: THE PROMISE:
It's clear now, that some people simply don't enjoy the idea of my reviews.
But not everyone has to like it. It's a free world, and these reviews aren't meant to insult th writers, অথবা say I'm better then them. It's just me expressing how the stories made me feel.

This counted as the first time I read a Humphrey X Lilly. As, with any other Humphrey X Lilly, Kate nd Garth become the angonists, and cheat on them for no complete reason. In the one. Kate and Garth are killed off at the very begining. Are killed when trying to kill carribu (kinda ironically).

Like most of these stories, Kate's last words involve Humphrey needing to take care Lilly.

No.. Not sexually. Get your minds out of the gutter.

starts off somewhat boring. As Humphrey and Lilly are always moaning about there loss's. Till eventually they leave the park for several months অথবা something.

Eventually Humphrey gets into a brutal fight against some nut job. I think Humphrey got injured in the leg but still the best part so far. There is a lot of other exciting things in the story. But I won't go though all of it. This is a review, not a plot summery.

point being.I have nothing but respect towards this with all the long sequels what I never read the third of.

This story has so many great things.10/10 for me.

Well I'm busy, and that's all I got.
#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first অনুরাগী fiction I EVER পোষ্ট হয়েছে (Fatherless) was পোষ্ট হয়েছে BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" অনুরাগী fictions I read before লেখা my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..


#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported দ্বারা ইউটিউব চলচ্ছবি and character biography's..


#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...
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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the চলচ্চিত্র to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..


#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in স্ল্যাশ movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. পরবর্তি to, well, many others, but still..


#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in স্ল্যাশ movie..


#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all প্রণয় that...
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GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
আপনি like gun battles, আপনি will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep আপনি interested..

#2: IT'S আরো SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it আরো interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, আরো of the killing..


#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that প্রদর্শনী monster. আপনি better get use to Rick, cause আপনি really DON'T want to try having any other পছন্দ character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..


#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows আপনি can't miss ONE episode, অথবা your miss very important details..


#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...
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SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..


কাপকেক 3:
* The menacing laughter..


কাপকেক 2:
* The intro guitar..


কাপকেক 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..


রামধনু DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..

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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.

Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents আপনি Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very তিক্ত war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been হারিয়ে গেছে to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to যোগদান the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, ব্যক্ত of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do আপনি think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..

#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..

#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I ব্যক্ত for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance দ্বারা him..

#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.

#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..

#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..

#7: Brucie Willis:
He is ব্যক্ত to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..

#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).

#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
posted by Canada24
ALMOST A মাস LATER:

Inside a prison.

"You ok, kid?"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother" Niko said, ironically sense he secretly killed him.

"[if Derrick is dead] Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him. [if Francis is dead] Gerry Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him" Gerry...
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Shortly after finishing the battle and getting back Maureen's stolen items. Niko, knowing their both lonely, and need to সরানো on from Kate. Ended up asking Dash out.

"Oh.. Jee Niko.. I. I don't know... I mean.. I'm a mess!.. I'm a homeless, ill tempered, mess" Dash said, sadly.

"Oh come on.. Your a beautiful girl, who needs someone to care for you" Niko insisted.

"Well... I guess that's true.. But I try not to get close to people.. Just gets them hurt অথবা killed" Dash ব্যক্ত sadly.

"I'm the same.. But Roman says I shouldn't let Kate's accident stop me from getting close to people.. And I've decided.....
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls আপনি a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much চলচ্চিত্র and other things, that আপনি don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's আরো of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like অথবা even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: ইউরোপ - final countdown:...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd আপনি leave the toilet আসন up?
Peele: দুশ্চরিত্রা WHY WAS আপনি LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do আপনি even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his জীবন্ত counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. রামধনু Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* নমস্কার asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves আপনি kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended দ্বারা WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I প্রণয় Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the সেকেন্ড trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on আগুন and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never প্রদর্শনী hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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