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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As আপনি expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes আপনি hate Lilly.
Normally Lilly is the নেকড়ে verison Fluttershy.
But here..
She literary bangs anything that moves.
God it's like what টাট্টু mov did to poor Pinkie, only WORSE.

Plus. Kate gets ruined to.
Why dose my favourite character always get ruined!? She fuckin FORGAVE Humphrey! But she fuckin cheats on him with a guy she barely even knows. She only the particular character because he's the only guy Lilly ever loved (to make it worse, he ENJOYED it.. He enjoyed cheating on his girlfriend, for her pretty sister, that he never had never even met before)..

And Kate made sure Lilly found out as soon as possible, as she sent Lilly a sex tape of it..

I mean, your sisters, your suppose to be as close as peas..

I mean, আপনি even had sex with each other, come on! Was that for nothing!?

But instead, Kate hates Lilly for no reason whatsoever.

and Kate ends up dying for it. As Lilly, in the heat of a over graphic fight between the two sisters, slices her one sisters throat, causing Kate to die and Lilly to in jail, but at least Lilly is remorseful..

In fact, ALL the characters get ruined.

Garth is a asshole, even a gangster.
Kidnaps and rapes Lilly for no reason.
And lots of other shit.
Humphrey ব্যক্ত he was gonna beat up Garth for Lilly.
But Humphrey ends up being nothing আরো than a lame pun, as he gets his গাধা handed to him.

I'm sure there's more.
But can't think of it.

As for the positives.
There IS a plot. And it's almost good in some ways
I mean.
I'm sorry, but having plot that has good 'moments', I have to count that.





#2: HUMPHREY LOSES IT:
Okay.

So I don't know why I would read something created দ্বারা the same person who wrote stuff like Lilly's Opposite Side and Tattered and Torn.

But, I guess, it's good having me tell people about it, so others don't read it (though আপনি probably will anyway).

But anyway.
There are three parts to this story.
And it's something I can't stand.
"lost episodes".

What the fuck is up, with "lost episodes".
I mean. Take Discords হারিয়ে গেছে episode and Flim and Flam হারিয়ে গেছে episode.
What are they trying to do.
Make us believe it really happened.
Sure.
I'll believe হারিয়ে গেছে episodes after believing "Slenderman".
I mean, if nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?
He's like The Ring. See it, আপনি die.
Only slenderman is stupider.

Anyway.

Nothing about Humphrey Loses It makes any sense whatsoever.

I mean. I'd believe him killing Lilly and her turtle, but setting her corpse on fire?
What. Are wolfs magicians now.
Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their fuckin tail!?

It's stupid.

And what he dose to Kate is neither 'clean', অথবা nesseary.
Death দ্বারা sex.
How is that even possible?
Well. Probably lots of ways.
But whatever. Not here to fight about stuff like that.

Though, if it were gonna be like that.
Trixie's Funhouse is kinda better.

I mean.
It's funny thinking that Trixie thanks আপনি for sex দ্বারা killing আপনি with a chainsaw.
Guess she watched too much Ted Bundy documentaries, hahaha. (god, I need help).




#3: JASPER PARK MATING SEASON:
So..

I try making a point, of reviewing horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to go though পাঠ করা them. Though it probably dosen't work, আপনি guys probably read the shit anyway..

Anyway.

This one I TRUELLY hate everything about it.

It's worse then Lilly's opposite side.

The best way of describing this story.

Is saying its a নেকড়ে verison of FILLY FOOLING.

Sex is primary theme.

No real plot..

It's starts off joining a scene from Towards North with Blood (same writer). But it's turns into a incest between Kate and Lilly.

Though দ্বারা now, I guess that isn't overly serpriseing.

It happens a lot unfortantly, people like that, are messed up.

But this one gets worse.

The পরবর্তি chapter has Kate and Lilly have sex with Winston (their own fuckin father)..

Theirs also one between Humphrey and Garth.

But unfortantly that seems to be happening a lot now.

I can't stand it myself, but that's just me..

Not much else to say..

I hope I saved আপনি guys from having to read this.




#4: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written দ্বারা one of my closest অনুরাগী fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly enjoys doing it.
At the time I read this.
I wasn't as morbid as I am now. and didn't enjoy Hunter as much as I probably would NOW.

Same gose to the graphic battle scenes.

I didn't enjoy them as much as I would now, thanks to my enjoyment of saw series, Freddy Krueger, happy বৃক্ষ friends, and MLP creepypastas (mostly cupcakes).

Its too bad to. Cause there's one in basically every single chapter. And Andrew (bravo) dosen't hold back on graphic details for each battle.
What kind of battles?
Well.
picture the brawl between Dash and Big Mac in ROCKET TO INSANITY, times ten.

Anyway.

One of my neggatives was. The langth.
Though I don't think this one should count.
I find it too long.
Others might find it too short.

Another neggative is. The story isn't exactly 'sex free'.
And when there is sex chapters.
It's not held back on detail.

what else should I say?

I have no idea.
This story is all over the place.
So much going constantly going on. It's like PRISONERS.
Well.
Okay. It's 'nothing' like that movie.
But who cares.
PRISONERS is awesome!
I just wanted to an excuse such a film..
Though the ending annoyed me.
I hate when চলচ্চিত্র do that to you.

Well.
That's all I got.

The story can still be found.
Look it up on google, it's the easiest way to find it.




#5: THE TRUTH ABOUT LILLY:
I'm sorry about the disappointment this may cause some people.

But this is the first time I have a GOOD review.

Witch means.

Less chances of one of my angry rants.

But that dosen't mean I won't swear in this one, if I feel the need.

Anyway.

On to the story.

Now.

The idea for something like this is very much a great one.

And I am very much glad that someone did it.

Lilly has always been. What can we say. "different".

Not only is she the only omega of her family.

But she is literary the only white নেকড়ে of the whole pack (unless I missed some).

The thought that Winston and Eve aren't her real parents.

It actually makes a shit load of sence.

Anyway.

Lilly finally discovers Winston and Eve aren't her 'real' parents. Her parents died অথবা something. Understandably this news effects her dramatically. And she now হারিয়ে গেছে all trust towards her family and runs away.

And joining her new found anger she ends up knocking herself into a coma. DUMB BITCH! Haha. I'm joking. *pets Lilly*..

Uhh..

Anyway.

From here the story continues into a sequal called COMA.

And everybody uses flashbacks of certain moments of her life to try bringing her back to being conscience (it's আরো touching then আপনি think).

laughing) আপনি probably expect to use My Little টাট্টু references from here.

Hahahah-

(almost angry) Well I will!

In fact.

This somewhat reminds me of The পরাকাষ্ঠা Temptation.

When Pinkie reveals her back story to Mr Cake.

But anyway.

Eventually Lilly comes too.

And all becomes normal eventually.





#6: THE PROMISE:
It's clear now, that some people simply don't enjoy the idea of my reviews.
But not everyone has to like it. It's a free world, and these reviews aren't meant to insult th writers, অথবা say I'm better then them. It's just me expressing how the stories made me feel.

This counted as the first time I read a Humphrey X Lilly. As, with any other Humphrey X Lilly, Kate nd Garth become the angonists, and cheat on them for no complete reason. In the one. Kate and Garth are killed off at the very begining. Are killed when trying to kill carribu (kinda ironically).

Like most of these stories, Kate's last words involve Humphrey needing to take care Lilly.

No.. Not sexually. Get your minds out of the gutter.

starts off somewhat boring. As Humphrey and Lilly are always moaning about there loss's. Till eventually they leave the park for several months অথবা something.

Eventually Humphrey gets into a brutal fight against some nut job. I think Humphrey got injured in the leg but still the best part so far. There is a lot of other exciting things in the story. But I won't go though all of it. This is a review, not a plot summery.

point being.I have nothing but respect towards this with all the long sequels what I never read the third of.

This story has so many great things.10/10 for me.

Well I'm busy, and that's all I got.
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a হৃদয় of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as আপনি have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the ছুরি gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even আরো easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase আপনি out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when আপনি run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, আপনি won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his গাধা handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what আপনি want about Americans but we understand capitalism. আপনি buy yourself a product and আপনি get what আপনি pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store অ্যাঞ্জেল of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn আপনি for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! আপনি did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time অথবা another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There আপনি are আপনি little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. আপনি know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did আপনি just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it আপনি two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see আপনি again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will প্রদর্শনী it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is জনপ্রিয় enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. অথবা your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I প্রণয় grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much আরো comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, আপনি have the choice of killing him অথবা letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if আপনি choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted আপনি to do this.

Even if আপনি kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told আপনি to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is বিভক্ত করা personalitied. One মিনিট he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered অথবা something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far আরো dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And আরো capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know ব্যক্ত this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing আপনি can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every দিন assurance..

As I ব্যক্ত before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown দ্বারা his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, দ্বারা nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even আরো notable when আপনি play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much আরো color and life into it. This certainly makes it আরো unique than 5.. But honestly, I just প্রণয় the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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comedy
freddy krueger
Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly আপনি never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie আপনি are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a মশা bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before আপনি even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
আপনি better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna মুষ্ট্যাঘাত আপনি square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If আপনি don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
আপনি don't understand. আপনি don't understand because আপনি don't understand liberty. আপনি don't understand freedom. So আপনি put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! আপনি hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
আপনি tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him প্রথমপাতা দ্বারা tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If আপনি have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted দ্বারা most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed দ্বারা Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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