#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As আপনি expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes আপনি hate Lilly.
Normally Lilly is the নেকড়ে verison Fluttershy.
But here..
She literary bangs anything that moves.
God it's like what টাট্টু mov did to poor Pinkie, only WORSE.

Plus. Kate gets ruined to.
Why dose my favourite character always get ruined!? She fuckin FORGAVE Humphrey! But she fuckin cheats on him with a guy she barely even knows. She only the particular character because he's the only guy Lilly ever loved (to make it worse, he ENJOYED it.. He enjoyed cheating on his girlfriend, for her pretty sister, that he never had never even met before)..

And Kate made sure Lilly found out as soon as possible, as she sent Lilly a sex tape of it..

I mean, your sisters, your suppose to be as close as peas..

I mean, আপনি even had sex with each other, come on! Was that for nothing!?

But instead, Kate hates Lilly for no reason whatsoever.

and Kate ends up dying for it. As Lilly, in the heat of a over graphic fight between the two sisters, slices her one sisters throat, causing Kate to die and Lilly to in jail, but at least Lilly is remorseful..

In fact, ALL the characters get ruined.

Garth is a asshole, even a gangster.
Kidnaps and rapes Lilly for no reason.
And lots of other shit.
Humphrey ব্যক্ত he was gonna beat up Garth for Lilly.
But Humphrey ends up being nothing আরো than a lame pun, as he gets his গাধা handed to him.

I'm sure there's more.
But can't think of it.

As for the positives.
There IS a plot. And it's almost good in some ways
I mean.
I'm sorry, but having plot that has good 'moments', I have to count that.





#2: HUMPHREY LOSES IT:
Okay.

So I don't know why I would read something created দ্বারা the same person who wrote stuff like Lilly's Opposite Side and Tattered and Torn.

But, I guess, it's good having me tell people about it, so others don't read it (though আপনি probably will anyway).

But anyway.
There are three parts to this story.
And it's something I can't stand.
"lost episodes".

What the fuck is up, with "lost episodes".
I mean. Take Discords হারিয়ে গেছে episode and Flim and Flam হারিয়ে গেছে episode.
What are they trying to do.
Make us believe it really happened.
Sure.
I'll believe হারিয়ে গেছে episodes after believing "Slenderman".
I mean, if nobody saw him. Why is there a picture of him?
He's like The Ring. See it, আপনি die.
Only slenderman is stupider.

Anyway.

Nothing about Humphrey Loses It makes any sense whatsoever.

I mean. I'd believe him killing Lilly and her turtle, but setting her corpse on fire?
What. Are wolfs magicians now.
Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their fuckin tail!?

It's stupid.

And what he dose to Kate is neither 'clean', অথবা nesseary.
Death দ্বারা sex.
How is that even possible?
Well. Probably lots of ways.
But whatever. Not here to fight about stuff like that.

Though, if it were gonna be like that.
Trixie's Funhouse is kinda better.

I mean.
It's funny thinking that Trixie thanks আপনি for sex দ্বারা killing আপনি with a chainsaw.
Guess she watched too much Ted Bundy documentaries, hahaha. (god, I need help).




#3: JASPER PARK MATING SEASON:
So..

I try making a point, of reviewing horrible, horrible stories, so others don't have to go though পাঠ করা them. Though it probably dosen't work, আপনি guys probably read the shit anyway..

Anyway.

This one I TRUELLY hate everything about it.

It's worse then Lilly's opposite side.

The best way of describing this story.

Is saying its a নেকড়ে verison of FILLY FOOLING.

Sex is primary theme.

No real plot..

It's starts off joining a scene from Towards North with Blood (same writer). But it's turns into a incest between Kate and Lilly.

Though দ্বারা now, I guess that isn't overly serpriseing.

It happens a lot unfortantly, people like that, are messed up.

But this one gets worse.

The পরবর্তি chapter has Kate and Lilly have sex with Winston (their own fuckin father)..

Theirs also one between Humphrey and Garth.

But unfortantly that seems to be happening a lot now.

I can't stand it myself, but that's just me..

Not much else to say..

I hope I saved আপনি guys from having to read this.




#4: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written দ্বারা one of my closest অনুরাগী fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly enjoys doing it.
At the time I read this.
I wasn't as morbid as I am now. and didn't enjoy Hunter as much as I probably would NOW.

Same gose to the graphic battle scenes.

I didn't enjoy them as much as I would now, thanks to my enjoyment of saw series, Freddy Krueger, happy বৃক্ষ friends, and MLP creepypastas (mostly cupcakes).

Its too bad to. Cause there's one in basically every single chapter. And Andrew (bravo) dosen't hold back on graphic details for each battle.
What kind of battles?
Well.
picture the brawl between Dash and Big Mac in ROCKET TO INSANITY, times ten.

Anyway.

One of my neggatives was. The langth.
Though I don't think this one should count.
I find it too long.
Others might find it too short.

Another neggative is. The story isn't exactly 'sex free'.
And when there is sex chapters.
It's not held back on detail.

what else should I say?

I have no idea.
This story is all over the place.
So much going constantly going on. It's like PRISONERS.
Well.
Okay. It's 'nothing' like that movie.
But who cares.
PRISONERS is awesome!
I just wanted to an excuse such a film..
Though the ending annoyed me.
I hate when চলচ্চিত্র do that to you.

Well.
That's all I got.

The story can still be found.
Look it up on google, it's the easiest way to find it.




#5: THE TRUTH ABOUT LILLY:
I'm sorry about the disappointment this may cause some people.

But this is the first time I have a GOOD review.

Witch means.

Less chances of one of my angry rants.

But that dosen't mean I won't swear in this one, if I feel the need.

Anyway.

On to the story.

Now.

The idea for something like this is very much a great one.

And I am very much glad that someone did it.

Lilly has always been. What can we say. "different".

Not only is she the only omega of her family.

But she is literary the only white নেকড়ে of the whole pack (unless I missed some).

The thought that Winston and Eve aren't her real parents.

It actually makes a shit load of sence.

Anyway.

Lilly finally discovers Winston and Eve aren't her 'real' parents. Her parents died অথবা something. Understandably this news effects her dramatically. And she now হারিয়ে গেছে all trust towards her family and runs away.

And joining her new found anger she ends up knocking herself into a coma. DUMB BITCH! Haha. I'm joking. *pets Lilly*..

Uhh..

Anyway.

From here the story continues into a sequal called COMA.

And everybody uses flashbacks of certain moments of her life to try bringing her back to being conscience (it's আরো touching then আপনি think).

laughing) আপনি probably expect to use My Little টাট্টু references from here.

Hahahah-

(almost angry) Well I will!

In fact.

This somewhat reminds me of The পরাকাষ্ঠা Temptation.

When Pinkie reveals her back story to Mr Cake.

But anyway.

Eventually Lilly comes too.

And all becomes normal eventually.





#6: THE PROMISE:
It's clear now, that some people simply don't enjoy the idea of my reviews.
But not everyone has to like it. It's a free world, and these reviews aren't meant to insult th writers, অথবা say I'm better then them. It's just me expressing how the stories made me feel.

This counted as the first time I read a Humphrey X Lilly. As, with any other Humphrey X Lilly, Kate nd Garth become the angonists, and cheat on them for no complete reason. In the one. Kate and Garth are killed off at the very begining. Are killed when trying to kill carribu (kinda ironically).

Like most of these stories, Kate's last words involve Humphrey needing to take care Lilly.

No.. Not sexually. Get your minds out of the gutter.

starts off somewhat boring. As Humphrey and Lilly are always moaning about there loss's. Till eventually they leave the park for several months অথবা something.

Eventually Humphrey gets into a brutal fight against some nut job. I think Humphrey got injured in the leg but still the best part so far. There is a lot of other exciting things in the story. But I won't go though all of it. This is a review, not a plot summery.

point being.I have nothing but respect towards this with all the long sequels what I never read the third of.

This story has so many great things.10/10 for me.

Well I'm busy, and that's all I got.