Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting পরবর্তি to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. আপনি oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”
The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”
“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give আপনি a nice আসন in the first-class carriage — and a কলা for your monkey.”
Guy in a লাইব্রেরি walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a চীজ বার্গার and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, আপনি know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a চীজ বার্গার and fries, please.”
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After ডিনার the father asks, “Now, son, what did আপনি want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what আপনি see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do আপনি deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, আপনি idiot, it means that somebody গাউন our tent.”
During a cold winter দিন a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”.!
Patient: Doctor, please can আপনি help me out?
Doctor: Yes, আপনি may make your way out the same way আপনি come in.
Teacher: John, tell me your তারিখ of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!
What is the difference between a teacher and train?
A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!
What will be a Math teacher’s পছন্দ dish?
Pi!
Sam called helpdesk to solve his computer issue.
Helpdesk: “Sir click on “my computer” প্রতীকী to the left of computer screen”
Sam: “my left অথবা your left?”!
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are আপনি at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if আপনি like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped দ্বারা the Mercedes dealership and saw the new2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$68,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one আরো thing….The house we wanted last বছর is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see আপনি later! I প্রণয় you!”
MAN: “Bye, I প্রণয় you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?
WILL TRY TO POST আরো LATER!
The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”
“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give আপনি a nice আসন in the first-class carriage — and a কলা for your monkey.”
Guy in a লাইব্রেরি walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a চীজ বার্গার and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, আপনি know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a চীজ বার্গার and fries, please.”
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After ডিনার the father asks, “Now, son, what did আপনি want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what আপনি see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do আপনি deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, আপনি idiot, it means that somebody গাউন our tent.”
During a cold winter দিন a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”.!
Patient: Doctor, please can আপনি help me out?
Doctor: Yes, আপনি may make your way out the same way আপনি come in.
Teacher: John, tell me your তারিখ of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!
What is the difference between a teacher and train?
A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!
What will be a Math teacher’s পছন্দ dish?
Pi!
Sam called helpdesk to solve his computer issue.
Helpdesk: “Sir click on “my computer” প্রতীকী to the left of computer screen”
Sam: “my left অথবা your left?”!
AND ONE আরো FOR APPRECIATING MY পূর্ববর্তি ARTICLE
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are আপনি at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if আপনি like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped দ্বারা the Mercedes dealership and saw the new2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$68,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one আরো thing….The house we wanted last বছর is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see আপনি later! I প্রণয় you!”
MAN: “Bye, I প্রণয় you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?
WILL TRY TO POST আরো LATER!
This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that day sucked. ^__^
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