ABRIDGED FRIEZA:
#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are আপনি doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would আপনি stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!
Krillin: Too scared!
Piccolo: Dammit!
Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!
#2:
Frieza: Why aren’t my men প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!
#3:
Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 মিনিট now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Nail remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!
#4:
Frieza: I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No আরো words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) আপনি think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!
#5:
Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as আপনি say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit দ্বারা a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! পরবর্তি time give it your A-game!
#6:
Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.
#7:
Krillin: We’re from earth.
Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop দ্বারা your planet on the way home; pick up some earth eggs, some earth milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!
#8:
Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!
#9:
Frieza: (seeing how stupid গোকু is) How do আপনি function!?
#10:
Frieza: Oh, দ্বারা the way.. Not dead.
ABRIDGED GOKU:
#1:
Raditz: So.. I finally found you.. Kakarrot
Goku: … What?
Raditz: That’s right, that’s your name.
Goku: … What?
Raditz: Yes, আপনি were sent too earth too kill every living creature.
Goku: … What?
Raditz: You.. Hit your head as baby.
Goku: … What?
#2:
Vegeta: (in pain) This... proves... nothing…
Goku: Are আপনি okay in there?
Vegeta: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Goku: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?
Vegeta: (after a short pause) ...I'm surrounded দ্বারা idiots.
Goku: I thought আপনি were surrounded দ্বারা gumdrops and ice cream.
Vegeta: (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILATED দ্বারা A LOW CLASS RENCH!!
Goku: Aww, looks like someone, has a ice cream head ache.
Vegeta: THAT’S IT!! EVERYONE DIES!.. SAY GOOD BYE TOO YOUR PLANET KAKARROT!!
Goku: That’s not very nice.
Vegeta: (screaming) OF COARSE NOT!! I’M FUCKING EVIL!!
#3:
Frieza: It’s like আপনি just use যেভাবে খুশী words আপনি hear, too sound smarter!
Goku: Ohh, your just being homophone.
#4:
Goku: My ribs, আপনি broke m… Mmmm, ribs.
#5:
Goku: I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the বেকন in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super-- (gets blasted in the face দ্বারা Frieza) Saiyan.
#6:
Goku: I’m Goku.. I’m insane.. From earth.
Frieza: (confused stare).
Vegeta: (weakily) He means, Saiyan.
#7:
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!
#8:
Goku: Hey, Piccolo, mind if I ask আপনি somethin'?
Piccolo: What is it?
Goku: You're not human either, right?
Piccolo: Yeah...?
Goku: And your dad spit আপনি out as an egg, right?
Piccolo: What about it?
Goku: Are... Are আপনি a Yoshi?
Piccolo: (sarcastically) Yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.
Goku: Can... Can I ride you?
#9:
Krillin: But how could you--
Goku: মাফিন Button.
Krillin: What?
Goku: Huh?
#10:
Goku: I'm done.. I'm done fighting you.. Your boring me.
ABRIDGED VEGETA:
#1:
Goku: What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?
Frieza: Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta-- আপনি managed to make a friend.
Vegeta: (weakily) Hate you. Hate আপনি both
#2:
Cell: How?! HOW?! HOW DID আপনি GET THIS STRONG?!
Vegeta: I trained all দিন yesterday.
Cell: Oh, আপনি think you're being cute?!
Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.
#3:
Vegeta: Is that me? Is that me stronger than me!? I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
#4:
Gohan: But how!? I thought আপনি had to have a pure হৃদয় to become a Super Saiyan, like my dad.
Vegeta: Oh, trust me. There's আরো than one way to realize the legend…
(flashback to a badly-injured Vegeta throwing a hissy fit)
Vegeta: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (begins pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back to present)
Vegeta: Push-ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.
#5:
Bulma: আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I had my armour!
#6:
Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now, I might not even slaughter আপনি all!
Krillin: R-Really?
Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, আপনি are all thoroughly screwed.
#7:
Vegeta: It’s dark out.. In a planet with four suns.. (watch alarm goes off in his head) OH আপনি MOTHER FUCCCCCCCKKER!!
#8:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!
#9:
Bulma: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are আপনি gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have গোকু on speed dial.
Vegeta: আপনি must be as stupid as he is if আপনি think he knows how to work a phone.
#10:
Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!
Trunks: He fused with Kami to become stronger.
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do আপনি really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are আপনি doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would আপনি stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!
Krillin: Too scared!
Piccolo: Dammit!
Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!
#2:
Frieza: Why aren’t my men প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!
#3:
Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 মিনিট now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Nail remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!
#4:
Frieza: I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No আরো words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) আপনি think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!
#5:
Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as আপনি say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit দ্বারা a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! পরবর্তি time give it your A-game!
#6:
Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.
#7:
Krillin: We’re from earth.
Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop দ্বারা your planet on the way home; pick up some earth eggs, some earth milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!
#8:
Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!
#9:
Frieza: (seeing how stupid গোকু is) How do আপনি function!?
#10:
Frieza: Oh, দ্বারা the way.. Not dead.
ABRIDGED GOKU:
#1:
Raditz: So.. I finally found you.. Kakarrot
Goku: … What?
Raditz: That’s right, that’s your name.
Goku: … What?
Raditz: Yes, আপনি were sent too earth too kill every living creature.
Goku: … What?
Raditz: You.. Hit your head as baby.
Goku: … What?
#2:
Vegeta: (in pain) This... proves... nothing…
Goku: Are আপনি okay in there?
Vegeta: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Goku: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?
Vegeta: (after a short pause) ...I'm surrounded দ্বারা idiots.
Goku: I thought আপনি were surrounded দ্বারা gumdrops and ice cream.
Vegeta: (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILATED দ্বারা A LOW CLASS RENCH!!
Goku: Aww, looks like someone, has a ice cream head ache.
Vegeta: THAT’S IT!! EVERYONE DIES!.. SAY GOOD BYE TOO YOUR PLANET KAKARROT!!
Goku: That’s not very nice.
Vegeta: (screaming) OF COARSE NOT!! I’M FUCKING EVIL!!
#3:
Frieza: It’s like আপনি just use যেভাবে খুশী words আপনি hear, too sound smarter!
Goku: Ohh, your just being homophone.
#4:
Goku: My ribs, আপনি broke m… Mmmm, ribs.
#5:
Goku: I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the বেকন in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super-- (gets blasted in the face দ্বারা Frieza) Saiyan.
#6:
Goku: I’m Goku.. I’m insane.. From earth.
Frieza: (confused stare).
Vegeta: (weakily) He means, Saiyan.
#7:
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!
#8:
Goku: Hey, Piccolo, mind if I ask আপনি somethin'?
Piccolo: What is it?
Goku: You're not human either, right?
Piccolo: Yeah...?
Goku: And your dad spit আপনি out as an egg, right?
Piccolo: What about it?
Goku: Are... Are আপনি a Yoshi?
Piccolo: (sarcastically) Yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.
Goku: Can... Can I ride you?
#9:
Krillin: But how could you--
Goku: মাফিন Button.
Krillin: What?
Goku: Huh?
#10:
Goku: I'm done.. I'm done fighting you.. Your boring me.
ABRIDGED VEGETA:
#1:
Goku: What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?
Frieza: Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta-- আপনি managed to make a friend.
Vegeta: (weakily) Hate you. Hate আপনি both
#2:
Cell: How?! HOW?! HOW DID আপনি GET THIS STRONG?!
Vegeta: I trained all দিন yesterday.
Cell: Oh, আপনি think you're being cute?!
Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.
#3:
Vegeta: Is that me? Is that me stronger than me!? I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
#4:
Gohan: But how!? I thought আপনি had to have a pure হৃদয় to become a Super Saiyan, like my dad.
Vegeta: Oh, trust me. There's আরো than one way to realize the legend…
(flashback to a badly-injured Vegeta throwing a hissy fit)
Vegeta: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (begins pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back to present)
Vegeta: Push-ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.
#5:
Bulma: আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I had my armour!
#6:
Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now, I might not even slaughter আপনি all!
Krillin: R-Really?
Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, আপনি are all thoroughly screwed.
#7:
Vegeta: It’s dark out.. In a planet with four suns.. (watch alarm goes off in his head) OH আপনি MOTHER FUCCCCCCCKKER!!
#8:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!
#9:
Bulma: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are আপনি gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have গোকু on speed dial.
Vegeta: আপনি must be as stupid as he is if আপনি think he knows how to work a phone.
#10:
Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!
Trunks: He fused with Kami to become stronger.
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do আপনি really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
আরো famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy রশ্মি cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
আরো famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy রশ্মি cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone আপনি meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as আপনি can.
If আপনি see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to হাঁস under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as আপনি can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as আপনি can.
If আপনি see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to হাঁস under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as আপনি can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, অথবা pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum আরো gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min অথবা completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting আরো till আপনি reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, অথবা pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum আরো gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min অথবা completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting আরো till আপনি reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the পালঙ্ক last night watching some rubbish টেলিভিশন প্রদর্শনী and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my রামধনু colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I প্রণয় আপনি soooooo much' and so I was like 'I প্রণয় আপনি more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting আপনি a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting আপনি one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten মিনিট later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do আপনি think are greater,the advantages অথবা disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from আপনি mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes আপনি অথবা hits আপনি *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to আপনি first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her বন্ধু house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes আপনি *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets আপনি wear his clothing *he likes আপনি in his stuff*
7) If আপনি are tired of waiting for him to make the first সরানো *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from আপনি mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes আপনি অথবা hits আপনি *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to আপনি first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her বন্ধু house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes আপনি *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets আপনি wear his clothing *he likes আপনি in his stuff*
7) If আপনি are tired of waiting for him to make the first সরানো *make it yourself*
