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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians used a pencil.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stand on শীর্ষ of the high board and say আপনি won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because আপনি have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend আপনি can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the শীর্ষ of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to ক্রুশ the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny অথবা not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would আপনি like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh আপনি gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: আপনি gonna tell me my fortune অথবা what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell আপনি your fortune?


Random guy: আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have আপনি been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and বিস্কুট don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow যেভাবে খুশী fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform আপনি that a certain new fanpoper with the ব্যবহারকারী নাম of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a প্রশ্ন saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a ফোরাম saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now আপনি will not be able to find these two contributions why আপনি ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if আপনি want proof that she ব্যক্ত this check out this forum
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Now আপনি may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have প্রদত্ত us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We প্রণয় to be held, talked too but if আপনি press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very ব্রেভ generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my বন্ধু but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an এমো স্টাইল from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I প্রণয় the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your হৃদয় beat
Is my পছন্দ lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If আপনি could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my প্রথমপাতা though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes আপনি happy.
I always want আপনি to be happy.
I don't like it when আপনি cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with আপনি even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to সরানো on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When আপনি leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe আপনি embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down নৌকা in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other দিন we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, আপনি know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once আরো at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure দ্বারা now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!