" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All আপনি Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's হৃদয় is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. আপনি are going to fail the class completely no matter what আপনি get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read প্রশ্ন aloud, বিতর্ক your উত্তর with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure আপনি can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five মিনিট into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of আপনি just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name ট্যাগ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have আপনি ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man পরবর্তি to me!
I puked on the last person who flew পরবর্তি to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would আপনি look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person পরবর্তি to আপনি if they know how to tap into top-secret পঁচকোণ files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the মোছা key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever আপনি hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard দ্বারা reaching over, saying "Excuse...

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some আরো that I came up with too, hope আপনি enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to খুঁজুন the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad অথবা somthing?"
no আপনি look beautiful dont ever think আপনি are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher ব্যক্ত "Class আপনি will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher ব্যক্ত "I want আপনি to draw what ever আপনি feel in your heart.What...