When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Enjoy paying your taxes.
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cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Enjoy paying your taxes.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond সরানো 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got প্রথমপাতা and found the wife preparing ডিনার and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 আরো feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she উত্তর back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond সরানো 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got প্রথমপাতা and found the wife preparing ডিনার and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 আরো feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she উত্তর back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic সেকেন্ড line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying আপনি simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I প্রণয় your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying আপনি simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I প্রণয় your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
once i was at a movie theater with my বন্ধু gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are আপনি and we were like why dose it matter and he ব্যক্ত no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like আপনি need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because আপনি get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
