1. আপনি can do whatever আপনি damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. আপনি can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. আপনি can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. আপনি don't having to think about birth control, calendars অথবা ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. আপনি can go out and flirt as much as your হৃদয় desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet আসন issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. আপনি can have male বন্ধু without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. আপনি can finally see all the good চলচ্ছবি -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly চলচ্ছবি in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. আপনি don't have to wear ফালি panties unless আপনি want to wear them.
14. আপনি can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. আপনি don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that আপনি want.
17. আপনি can spend as much time as আপনি want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting আপনি on a tiny pedestal that আপনি can fall off of at any moment, unless আপনি are focusing on your balance all দিন long.
19. আপনি don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the দুধ carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. আপনি are free at a party অথবা bar to talk to who আপনি please, and আপনি don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. আপনি can buy what আপনি want at the grocery store. So what if আপনি want to have স্প্যাঘেটি four nights in a row?
25. আপনি can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No আরো checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes অথবা no to an invitation. আপনি can accept on the spot.
28. আপনি don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. আপনি can fill the fridge with fresh ফলমূল and veggies, bottled water, one-percent দুধ and applesauce instead of cold cuts, বিয়ার and Velveeta."
30. No আরো Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal অথবা Jackie Chan. আপনি are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a দিন if আপনি want.
31. আপনি no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. আপনি can be happy with who আপনি are, not who he wants আপনি to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If আপনি are depressed অথবা mad at the world for a few minutes, আপনি don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. আপনি can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, অথবা whatever) without being asked, 'What do আপনি need that for?'
36. আপনি can eat garlic অথবা onions without a সেকেন্ড thought about breath mints.
37. আপনি don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when আপনি spend the দিন at the সৈকত checking out the lifeguards.
39. আপনি can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. আপনি can go to বিছানা in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If আপনি tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until আপনি mess it up again!
43. আপনি can spend your paycheck on what আপনি want.
44. Your বন্ধু can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I যোগদান in?' মতামত are made.
45. আপনি don't have to worry if he will অথবা won't call.
46. No আরো arguments about things আপনি can't explain.
47. আপনি can have a clean bathroom with the toilet আসন where আপনি want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when আপনি go out on those first dates, but they take আপনি out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, আপনি can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. আপনি can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. আপনি can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. আপনি don't having to think about birth control, calendars অথবা ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. আপনি can go out and flirt as much as your হৃদয় desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet আসন issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. আপনি can have male বন্ধু without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. আপনি can finally see all the good চলচ্ছবি -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly চলচ্ছবি in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. আপনি don't have to wear ফালি panties unless আপনি want to wear them.
14. আপনি can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. আপনি don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that আপনি want.
17. আপনি can spend as much time as আপনি want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting আপনি on a tiny pedestal that আপনি can fall off of at any moment, unless আপনি are focusing on your balance all দিন long.
19. আপনি don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the দুধ carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. আপনি are free at a party অথবা bar to talk to who আপনি please, and আপনি don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. আপনি can buy what আপনি want at the grocery store. So what if আপনি want to have স্প্যাঘেটি four nights in a row?
25. আপনি can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No আরো checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes অথবা no to an invitation. আপনি can accept on the spot.
28. আপনি don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. আপনি can fill the fridge with fresh ফলমূল and veggies, bottled water, one-percent দুধ and applesauce instead of cold cuts, বিয়ার and Velveeta."
30. No আরো Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal অথবা Jackie Chan. আপনি are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a দিন if আপনি want.
31. আপনি no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. আপনি can be happy with who আপনি are, not who he wants আপনি to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If আপনি are depressed অথবা mad at the world for a few minutes, আপনি don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. আপনি can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, অথবা whatever) without being asked, 'What do আপনি need that for?'
36. আপনি can eat garlic অথবা onions without a সেকেন্ড thought about breath mints.
37. আপনি don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when আপনি spend the দিন at the সৈকত checking out the lifeguards.
39. আপনি can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. আপনি can go to বিছানা in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If আপনি tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until আপনি mess it up again!
43. আপনি can spend your paycheck on what আপনি want.
44. Your বন্ধু can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I যোগদান in?' মতামত are made.
45. আপনি don't have to worry if he will অথবা won't call.
46. No আরো arguments about things আপনি can't explain.
47. আপনি can have a clean bathroom with the toilet আসন where আপনি want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when আপনি go out on those first dates, but they take আপনি out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, আপনি can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
So, it's been five years since আপনি passed. I wanted to take a few মিনিট to remind people of how wonderful আপনি were and how much আপনি impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your প্রণয় শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য on my দেওয়াল and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do আপনি remember when আপনি told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that আপনি calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had আরো time to be বন্ধু and hang out together. I really do. আপনি were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to আপনি and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank আপনি so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do আপনি remember when আপনি told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that আপনি calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had আরো time to be বন্ধু and hang out together. I really do. আপনি were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to আপনি and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank আপনি so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I’m sorry. I really didn’t want to have to talk about this game. I didn’t even beat it, and for good reason. It’s not a fun game to play. Coming from the guy who could beat YIIK and play a dozen matches on Morphies Law, I could barely get through the first of three stories and gave up around the সেকেন্ড cause the game glitched out a necessary item and I just decided fuck it, what’s the point of prolonging my suffering. So...
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I’m sorry. I really didn’t want to have to talk about this game. I didn’t even beat it, and for good reason. It’s not a fun game to play. Coming from the guy who could beat YIIK and play a dozen matches on Morphies Law, I could barely get through the first of three stories and gave up around the সেকেন্ড cause the game glitched out a necessary item and I just decided fuck it, what’s the point of prolonging my suffering. So...
Back at PSX 2016 Jones announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. At E3 2018 he announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. Currently IGN rumors that The Last Of Us Part ll will release within 2019 however Naughty Dog has yet to নিশ্চিত this. With The Last Of Us and other new সঙ্গীত releasing this year. It could be a good turn around for Jones as he prepares for a possible new album.
