1. আপনি can do whatever আপনি damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. আপনি can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. আপনি can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. আপনি don't having to think about birth control, calendars অথবা ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. আপনি can go out and flirt as much as your হৃদয় desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet আসন issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. আপনি can have male বন্ধু without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. আপনি can finally see all the good চলচ্ছবি -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly চলচ্ছবি in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. আপনি don't have to wear ফালি panties unless আপনি want to wear them.
14. আপনি can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. আপনি don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that আপনি want.
17. আপনি can spend as much time as আপনি want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting আপনি on a tiny pedestal that আপনি can fall off of at any moment, unless আপনি are focusing on your balance all দিন long.
19. আপনি don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the দুধ carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. আপনি are free at a party অথবা bar to talk to who আপনি please, and আপনি don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. আপনি can buy what আপনি want at the grocery store. So what if আপনি want to have স্প্যাঘেটি four nights in a row?
25. আপনি can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No আরো checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes অথবা no to an invitation. আপনি can accept on the spot.
28. আপনি don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. আপনি can fill the fridge with fresh ফলমূল and veggies, bottled water, one-percent দুধ and applesauce instead of cold cuts, বিয়ার and Velveeta."
30. No আরো Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal অথবা Jackie Chan. আপনি are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a দিন if আপনি want.
31. আপনি no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. আপনি can be happy with who আপনি are, not who he wants আপনি to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If আপনি are depressed অথবা mad at the world for a few minutes, আপনি don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. আপনি can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, অথবা whatever) without being asked, 'What do আপনি need that for?'
36. আপনি can eat garlic অথবা onions without a সেকেন্ড thought about breath mints.
37. আপনি don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when আপনি spend the দিন at the সৈকত checking out the lifeguards.
39. আপনি can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. আপনি can go to বিছানা in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If আপনি tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until আপনি mess it up again!
43. আপনি can spend your paycheck on what আপনি want.
44. Your বন্ধু can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I যোগদান in?' মতামত are made.
45. আপনি don't have to worry if he will অথবা won't call.
46. No আরো arguments about things আপনি can't explain.
47. আপনি can have a clean bathroom with the toilet আসন where আপনি want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when আপনি go out on those first dates, but they take আপনি out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, আপনি can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. আপনি can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. আপনি can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. আপনি don't having to think about birth control, calendars অথবা ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. আপনি can go out and flirt as much as your হৃদয় desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet আসন issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. আপনি can have male বন্ধু without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. আপনি can finally see all the good চলচ্ছবি -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly চলচ্ছবি in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. আপনি don't have to wear ফালি panties unless আপনি want to wear them.
14. আপনি can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. আপনি don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that আপনি want.
17. আপনি can spend as much time as আপনি want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting আপনি on a tiny pedestal that আপনি can fall off of at any moment, unless আপনি are focusing on your balance all দিন long.
19. আপনি don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the দুধ carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. আপনি are free at a party অথবা bar to talk to who আপনি please, and আপনি don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. আপনি can buy what আপনি want at the grocery store. So what if আপনি want to have স্প্যাঘেটি four nights in a row?
25. আপনি can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No আরো checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes অথবা no to an invitation. আপনি can accept on the spot.
28. আপনি don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. আপনি can fill the fridge with fresh ফলমূল and veggies, bottled water, one-percent দুধ and applesauce instead of cold cuts, বিয়ার and Velveeta."
30. No আরো Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal অথবা Jackie Chan. আপনি are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a দিন if আপনি want.
31. আপনি no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. আপনি can be happy with who আপনি are, not who he wants আপনি to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If আপনি are depressed অথবা mad at the world for a few minutes, আপনি don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. আপনি can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, অথবা whatever) without being asked, 'What do আপনি need that for?'
36. আপনি can eat garlic অথবা onions without a সেকেন্ড thought about breath mints.
37. আপনি don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when আপনি spend the দিন at the সৈকত checking out the lifeguards.
39. আপনি can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. আপনি can go to বিছানা in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If আপনি tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until আপনি mess it up again!
43. আপনি can spend your paycheck on what আপনি want.
44. Your বন্ধু can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I যোগদান in?' মতামত are made.
45. আপনি don't have to worry if he will অথবা won't call.
46. No আরো arguments about things আপনি can't explain.
47. আপনি can have a clean bathroom with the toilet আসন where আপনি want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when আপনি go out on those first dates, but they take আপনি out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, আপনি can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
1.You abuse our প্রণয় আপনি lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we প্রণয় him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our প্রণয় is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we প্রণয় be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape অথবা form.
6.Guys আপনি should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with আপনি (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly প্রণয় we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When আপনি (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we প্রণয় him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our প্রণয় is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we প্রণয় be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape অথবা form.
6.Guys আপনি should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with আপনি (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly প্রণয় we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When আপনি (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just পাঠ করা some of the টারমিনেটর উদ্ধৃতি through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
from the internet :)
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have কেশা babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds আপনি of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his বার্বি girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his প্রথমপাতা adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he উত্তর he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have কেশা babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds আপনি of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his বার্বি girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his প্রথমপাতা adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he উত্তর he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
