1. আপনি can do whatever আপনি damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. আপনি can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. আপনি can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. আপনি don't having to think about birth control, calendars অথবা ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. আপনি can go out and flirt as much as your হৃদয় desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet আসন issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. আপনি can have male বন্ধু without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. আপনি can finally see all the good চলচ্ছবি -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly চলচ্ছবি in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. আপনি don't have to wear ফালি panties unless আপনি want to wear them.
14. আপনি can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. আপনি don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that আপনি want.
17. আপনি can spend as much time as আপনি want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting আপনি on a tiny pedestal that আপনি can fall off of at any moment, unless আপনি are focusing on your balance all দিন long.
19. আপনি don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the দুধ carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. আপনি are free at a party অথবা bar to talk to who আপনি please, and আপনি don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. আপনি can buy what আপনি want at the grocery store. So what if আপনি want to have স্প্যাঘেটি four nights in a row?
25. আপনি can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No আরো checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes অথবা no to an invitation. আপনি can accept on the spot.
28. আপনি don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. আপনি can fill the fridge with fresh ফলমূল and veggies, bottled water, one-percent দুধ and applesauce instead of cold cuts, বিয়ার and Velveeta."
30. No আরো Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal অথবা Jackie Chan. আপনি are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a দিন if আপনি want.
31. আপনি no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. আপনি can be happy with who আপনি are, not who he wants আপনি to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If আপনি are depressed অথবা mad at the world for a few minutes, আপনি don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. আপনি can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, অথবা whatever) without being asked, 'What do আপনি need that for?'
36. আপনি can eat garlic অথবা onions without a সেকেন্ড thought about breath mints.
37. আপনি don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when আপনি spend the দিন at the সৈকত checking out the lifeguards.
39. আপনি can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. আপনি can go to বিছানা in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If আপনি tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until আপনি mess it up again!
43. আপনি can spend your paycheck on what আপনি want.
44. Your বন্ধু can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I যোগদান in?' মতামত are made.
45. আপনি don't have to worry if he will অথবা won't call.
46. No আরো arguments about things আপনি can't explain.
47. আপনি can have a clean bathroom with the toilet আসন where আপনি want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when আপনি go out on those first dates, but they take আপনি out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, আপনি can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. আপনি can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. আপনি can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. আপনি don't having to think about birth control, calendars অথবা ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. আপনি can go out and flirt as much as your হৃদয় desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet আসন issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. আপনি can have male বন্ধু without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. আপনি can finally see all the good চলচ্ছবি -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly চলচ্ছবি in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. আপনি don't have to wear ফালি panties unless আপনি want to wear them.
14. আপনি can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. আপনি don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that আপনি want.
17. আপনি can spend as much time as আপনি want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting আপনি on a tiny pedestal that আপনি can fall off of at any moment, unless আপনি are focusing on your balance all দিন long.
19. আপনি don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the দুধ carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. আপনি are free at a party অথবা bar to talk to who আপনি please, and আপনি don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. আপনি can buy what আপনি want at the grocery store. So what if আপনি want to have স্প্যাঘেটি four nights in a row?
25. আপনি can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No আরো checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes অথবা no to an invitation. আপনি can accept on the spot.
28. আপনি don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. আপনি can fill the fridge with fresh ফলমূল and veggies, bottled water, one-percent দুধ and applesauce instead of cold cuts, বিয়ার and Velveeta."
30. No আরো Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal অথবা Jackie Chan. আপনি are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a দিন if আপনি want.
31. আপনি no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. আপনি can be happy with who আপনি are, not who he wants আপনি to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If আপনি are depressed অথবা mad at the world for a few minutes, আপনি don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. আপনি can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, অথবা whatever) without being asked, 'What do আপনি need that for?'
36. আপনি can eat garlic অথবা onions without a সেকেন্ড thought about breath mints.
37. আপনি don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when আপনি spend the দিন at the সৈকত checking out the lifeguards.
39. আপনি can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. আপনি can go to বিছানা in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If আপনি tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until আপনি mess it up again!
43. আপনি can spend your paycheck on what আপনি want.
44. Your বন্ধু can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I যোগদান in?' মতামত are made.
45. আপনি don't have to worry if he will অথবা won't call.
46. No আরো arguments about things আপনি can't explain.
47. আপনি can have a clean bathroom with the toilet আসন where আপনি want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when আপনি go out on those first dates, but they take আপনি out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, আপনি can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online লেখা
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta অনুরাগী fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I প্রণয় Korn
I have almost EVERY এমিনেম album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO বন্ধু these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online লেখা
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta অনুরাগী fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I প্রণয় Korn
I have almost EVERY এমিনেম album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO বন্ধু these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard অথবা a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako মৎসকুমারী does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
আপনি can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic অথবা inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard অথবা a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako মৎসকুমারী does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
আপনি can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic অথবা inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
Let's do this.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the রাস্তা from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
আপনি could also make a friend and maybe আপনি have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right দ্বারা you,if not at least আপনি still see them অথবা talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the রাস্তা from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
আপনি could also make a friend and maybe আপনি have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right দ্বারা you,if not at least আপনি still see them অথবা talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the অভিনয় is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when পাঠ করা the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most জনপ্রিয় girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck দ্বারা cyber bullying.
And আপনি know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now আপনি know why I was effected so strongly দ্বারা this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the অভিনয় is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when পাঠ করা the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most জনপ্রিয় girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck দ্বারা cyber bullying.
And আপনি know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now আপনি know why I was effected so strongly দ্বারা this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
নমস্কার Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs দ্বারা tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also প্রণয় to be haters and they also hacked my ফেসবুক
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs দ্বারা tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also প্রণয় to be haters and they also hacked my ফেসবুক
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
