Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself in his house, while Gonado’s try to break in) Man, how did I get into this mess
(10 সেকেন্ড Ago)
Wind: (Walks into a small village) Excuse me, আপনি filthy people. Can আপনি point me to the local hotel?
(Present)
Wind: I wasn’t expecting them to be so short tempered

Wind: How much can I get for this
Merchant: About thirty thousand dollars
Wind: Deal (Buys rocket launcher) I wonder when I’ll need to use this
(One মিনিট Later)
El Gigante: (Walks towards Wind)
Wind: ……. Well that’s new
El Gigante: (Speaks in a mentally disturbed voice) I’m David
Wind: Good for you. Can আপনি like… die now
El Gigante: I want ice cream
Wind: Better. Have a rocket (Aims rocket launcher)
El Gigante: Aww. It’s cute. I’m gonna hug it and squeeze it and name it Ge- (The rocket blows up in his face)
Wind: And I’ll never meet anymore of those guys

Wind: (Walks into a locked room, and see’s Ashley) Oh, sorry. I thought this was the bathroom
Ashley: Oh thank god. Someone is here to save me
Wind: Ha ha ha ha. Okay, listen girl. I hate people. Including you. আপনি just stay here in this locked room. And don’t follow me (Walks out of the room, and Ashley starts following him) No! Stay (Walks off, with Ashley still following him) What are you, a stray dog. Stay here, damn it (She doesn’t)

Wind: (Walks into a room, seeing Dr. Salvador with his chainsaw) Fuck that

Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Chief Mendez’s transformation) Fuck that

Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Garrador) Fuck that

Wind: (Walking with Ashley) Seriously, are আপনি still following me. Do আপনি want a বিসকুট অথবা something?
Novistador: (Picks up Ashley and takes her away)
Wind: Eh, I don’t even care. Thank আপনি giant bugs
Novistadors: (Start flying towards Wind)
Wind: (Walks off) Okay, leave me alone now

Wind: (On a boat) Okay, maybe I can leave this place (Stops on a small dock) Okay. Now maybe, I can find a motel (Walks up the docks, revealing he is on a military island filled with Gonado’s) OH GODDAMN IT

Wind: (Pushes a button to open a door)
Regenerator: (On the other side of the door) Hello
Wind: (Pushes the button again
Regenerator: Good-bye (Door closes)

Wind: Okay, time to lea- (Sees Ashley) Oh. It’s আপনি again…. GREAAAAT
Saddler: So, আপনি came
Wind: Uh….. I have no idea who আপনি are
Saddler: আপনি think আপনি can stop me
Wind: I never wanted to be here
Saddler: I will প্রদর্শনী আপনি my true power (Transforms)
Wind: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING REST

Wind: (On a নৌকা with Ashley) যীশু Christ. I’m surprised I survived that guy
(20 মিনিট Ago)
Wind: (Get’s smacked দ্বারা a leg) Ah (gets thrown across the room) Ouch (Gets bitten) Oh god (Gets stepped on) No! Please! (Saddler picks up an iron beam) Oh, not again (Get’s hit with ব্যক্ত beam) AAAHH!
(Present)
Wind: Man, fuck Spain. I’ll just go to Africa পরবর্তি time. Africa can’t have something like that, right?
Ashley: Whatever happened to that other guy who came here
Wind: I have no idea who আপনি are talking about
(Meanwhile)
Leon: Ashley! I’ve come to sa- (Sees the room is empty) Uh… Ashley?
Dr. Salvador: (Walk in and decapitates Leon)