Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway
Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went
Wind: (Locks himself in his house, while Gonado’s try to break in) Man, how did I get into this mess
(10 সেকেন্ড Ago)
Wind: (Walks into a small village) Excuse me, আপনি filthy people. Can আপনি point me to the local hotel?
(Present)
Wind: I wasn’t expecting them to be so short tempered
Wind: How much can I get for this
Merchant: About thirty thousand dollars
Wind: Deal (Buys rocket launcher) I wonder when I’ll need to use this
(One মিনিট Later)
El Gigante: (Walks towards Wind)
Wind: ……. Well that’s new
El Gigante: (Speaks in a mentally disturbed voice) I’m David
Wind: Good for you. Can আপনি like… die now
El Gigante: I want ice cream
Wind: Better. Have a rocket (Aims rocket launcher)
El Gigante: Aww. It’s cute. I’m gonna hug it and squeeze it and name it Ge- (The rocket blows up in his face)
Wind: And I’ll never meet anymore of those guys
Wind: (Walks into a locked room, and see’s Ashley) Oh, sorry. I thought this was the bathroom
Ashley: Oh thank god. Someone is here to save me
Wind: Ha ha ha ha. Okay, listen girl. I hate people. Including you. আপনি just stay here in this locked room. And don’t follow me (Walks out of the room, and Ashley starts following him) No! Stay (Walks off, with Ashley still following him) What are you, a stray dog. Stay here, damn it (She doesn’t)
Wind: (Walks into a room, seeing Dr. Salvador with his chainsaw) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Chief Mendez’s transformation) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Garrador) Fuck that
Wind: (Walking with Ashley) Seriously, are আপনি still following me. Do আপনি want a বিসকুট অথবা something?
Novistador: (Picks up Ashley and takes her away)
Wind: Eh, I don’t even care. Thank আপনি giant bugs
Novistadors: (Start flying towards Wind)
Wind: (Walks off) Okay, leave me alone now
Wind: (On a boat) Okay, maybe I can leave this place (Stops on a small dock) Okay. Now maybe, I can find a motel (Walks up the docks, revealing he is on a military island filled with Gonado’s) OH GODDAMN IT
Wind: (Pushes a button to open a door)
Regenerator: (On the other side of the door) Hello
Wind: (Pushes the button again
Regenerator: Good-bye (Door closes)
Wind: Okay, time to lea- (Sees Ashley) Oh. It’s আপনি again…. GREAAAAT
Saddler: So, আপনি came
Wind: Uh….. I have no idea who আপনি are
Saddler: আপনি think আপনি can stop me
Wind: I never wanted to be here
Saddler: I will প্রদর্শনী আপনি my true power (Transforms)
Wind: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING REST
Wind: (On a নৌকা with Ashley) যীশু Christ. I’m surprised I survived that guy
(20 মিনিট Ago)
Wind: (Get’s smacked দ্বারা a leg) Ah (gets thrown across the room) Ouch (Gets bitten) Oh god (Gets stepped on) No! Please! (Saddler picks up an iron beam) Oh, not again (Get’s hit with ব্যক্ত beam) AAAHH!
(Present)
Wind: Man, fuck Spain. I’ll just go to Africa পরবর্তি time. Africa can’t have something like that, right?
Ashley: Whatever happened to that other guy who came here
Wind: I have no idea who আপনি are talking about
(Meanwhile)
Leon: Ashley! I’ve come to sa- (Sees the room is empty) Uh… Ashley?
Dr. Salvador: (Walk in and decapitates Leon)
Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went
Wind: (Locks himself in his house, while Gonado’s try to break in) Man, how did I get into this mess
(10 সেকেন্ড Ago)
Wind: (Walks into a small village) Excuse me, আপনি filthy people. Can আপনি point me to the local hotel?
(Present)
Wind: I wasn’t expecting them to be so short tempered
Wind: How much can I get for this
Merchant: About thirty thousand dollars
Wind: Deal (Buys rocket launcher) I wonder when I’ll need to use this
(One মিনিট Later)
El Gigante: (Walks towards Wind)
Wind: ……. Well that’s new
El Gigante: (Speaks in a mentally disturbed voice) I’m David
Wind: Good for you. Can আপনি like… die now
El Gigante: I want ice cream
Wind: Better. Have a rocket (Aims rocket launcher)
El Gigante: Aww. It’s cute. I’m gonna hug it and squeeze it and name it Ge- (The rocket blows up in his face)
Wind: And I’ll never meet anymore of those guys
Wind: (Walks into a locked room, and see’s Ashley) Oh, sorry. I thought this was the bathroom
Ashley: Oh thank god. Someone is here to save me
Wind: Ha ha ha ha. Okay, listen girl. I hate people. Including you. আপনি just stay here in this locked room. And don’t follow me (Walks out of the room, and Ashley starts following him) No! Stay (Walks off, with Ashley still following him) What are you, a stray dog. Stay here, damn it (She doesn’t)
Wind: (Walks into a room, seeing Dr. Salvador with his chainsaw) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Chief Mendez’s transformation) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Garrador) Fuck that
Wind: (Walking with Ashley) Seriously, are আপনি still following me. Do আপনি want a বিসকুট অথবা something?
Novistador: (Picks up Ashley and takes her away)
Wind: Eh, I don’t even care. Thank আপনি giant bugs
Novistadors: (Start flying towards Wind)
Wind: (Walks off) Okay, leave me alone now
Wind: (On a boat) Okay, maybe I can leave this place (Stops on a small dock) Okay. Now maybe, I can find a motel (Walks up the docks, revealing he is on a military island filled with Gonado’s) OH GODDAMN IT
Wind: (Pushes a button to open a door)
Regenerator: (On the other side of the door) Hello
Wind: (Pushes the button again
Regenerator: Good-bye (Door closes)
Wind: Okay, time to lea- (Sees Ashley) Oh. It’s আপনি again…. GREAAAAT
Saddler: So, আপনি came
Wind: Uh….. I have no idea who আপনি are
Saddler: আপনি think আপনি can stop me
Wind: I never wanted to be here
Saddler: I will প্রদর্শনী আপনি my true power (Transforms)
Wind: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING REST
Wind: (On a নৌকা with Ashley) যীশু Christ. I’m surprised I survived that guy
(20 মিনিট Ago)
Wind: (Get’s smacked দ্বারা a leg) Ah (gets thrown across the room) Ouch (Gets bitten) Oh god (Gets stepped on) No! Please! (Saddler picks up an iron beam) Oh, not again (Get’s hit with ব্যক্ত beam) AAAHH!
(Present)
Wind: Man, fuck Spain. I’ll just go to Africa পরবর্তি time. Africa can’t have something like that, right?
Ashley: Whatever happened to that other guy who came here
Wind: I have no idea who আপনি are talking about
(Meanwhile)
Leon: Ashley! I’ve come to sa- (Sees the room is empty) Uh… Ashley?
Dr. Salvador: (Walk in and decapitates Leon)
So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try আরো than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where আপনি play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting নেকড়ে-মানুষ and witches, but it isn’t long...
I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book দ্বারা its cover, the voice অভিনয় is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...
………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with আপনি emotionally and mentally, and tricks আপনি দ্বারা being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.
…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE প্রবন্ধ IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS প্রবন্ধ IF আপনি PLAN ON READING...
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…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE প্রবন্ধ IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS প্রবন্ধ IF আপনি PLAN ON READING...
So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs অথবা any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative অথবা thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK আপনি (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the পরবর্তি Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are আপনি still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK আপনি (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the পরবর্তি Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are আপনি still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
