Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway
Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went
Wind: (Locks himself in his house, while Gonado’s try to break in) Man, how did I get into this mess
(10 সেকেন্ড Ago)
Wind: (Walks into a small village) Excuse me, আপনি filthy people. Can আপনি point me to the local hotel?
(Present)
Wind: I wasn’t expecting them to be so short tempered
Wind: How much can I get for this
Merchant: About thirty thousand dollars
Wind: Deal (Buys rocket launcher) I wonder when I’ll need to use this
(One মিনিট Later)
El Gigante: (Walks towards Wind)
Wind: ……. Well that’s new
El Gigante: (Speaks in a mentally disturbed voice) I’m David
Wind: Good for you. Can আপনি like… die now
El Gigante: I want ice cream
Wind: Better. Have a rocket (Aims rocket launcher)
El Gigante: Aww. It’s cute. I’m gonna hug it and squeeze it and name it Ge- (The rocket blows up in his face)
Wind: And I’ll never meet anymore of those guys
Wind: (Walks into a locked room, and see’s Ashley) Oh, sorry. I thought this was the bathroom
Ashley: Oh thank god. Someone is here to save me
Wind: Ha ha ha ha. Okay, listen girl. I hate people. Including you. আপনি just stay here in this locked room. And don’t follow me (Walks out of the room, and Ashley starts following him) No! Stay (Walks off, with Ashley still following him) What are you, a stray dog. Stay here, damn it (She doesn’t)
Wind: (Walks into a room, seeing Dr. Salvador with his chainsaw) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Chief Mendez’s transformation) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Garrador) Fuck that
Wind: (Walking with Ashley) Seriously, are আপনি still following me. Do আপনি want a বিসকুট অথবা something?
Novistador: (Picks up Ashley and takes her away)
Wind: Eh, I don’t even care. Thank আপনি giant bugs
Novistadors: (Start flying towards Wind)
Wind: (Walks off) Okay, leave me alone now
Wind: (On a boat) Okay, maybe I can leave this place (Stops on a small dock) Okay. Now maybe, I can find a motel (Walks up the docks, revealing he is on a military island filled with Gonado’s) OH GODDAMN IT
Wind: (Pushes a button to open a door)
Regenerator: (On the other side of the door) Hello
Wind: (Pushes the button again
Regenerator: Good-bye (Door closes)
Wind: Okay, time to lea- (Sees Ashley) Oh. It’s আপনি again…. GREAAAAT
Saddler: So, আপনি came
Wind: Uh….. I have no idea who আপনি are
Saddler: আপনি think আপনি can stop me
Wind: I never wanted to be here
Saddler: I will প্রদর্শনী আপনি my true power (Transforms)
Wind: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING REST
Wind: (On a নৌকা with Ashley) যীশু Christ. I’m surprised I survived that guy
(20 মিনিট Ago)
Wind: (Get’s smacked দ্বারা a leg) Ah (gets thrown across the room) Ouch (Gets bitten) Oh god (Gets stepped on) No! Please! (Saddler picks up an iron beam) Oh, not again (Get’s hit with ব্যক্ত beam) AAAHH!
(Present)
Wind: Man, fuck Spain. I’ll just go to Africa পরবর্তি time. Africa can’t have something like that, right?
Ashley: Whatever happened to that other guy who came here
Wind: I have no idea who আপনি are talking about
(Meanwhile)
Leon: Ashley! I’ve come to sa- (Sees the room is empty) Uh… Ashley?
Dr. Salvador: (Walk in and decapitates Leon)
Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went
Wind: (Locks himself in his house, while Gonado’s try to break in) Man, how did I get into this mess
(10 সেকেন্ড Ago)
Wind: (Walks into a small village) Excuse me, আপনি filthy people. Can আপনি point me to the local hotel?
(Present)
Wind: I wasn’t expecting them to be so short tempered
Wind: How much can I get for this
Merchant: About thirty thousand dollars
Wind: Deal (Buys rocket launcher) I wonder when I’ll need to use this
(One মিনিট Later)
El Gigante: (Walks towards Wind)
Wind: ……. Well that’s new
El Gigante: (Speaks in a mentally disturbed voice) I’m David
Wind: Good for you. Can আপনি like… die now
El Gigante: I want ice cream
Wind: Better. Have a rocket (Aims rocket launcher)
El Gigante: Aww. It’s cute. I’m gonna hug it and squeeze it and name it Ge- (The rocket blows up in his face)
Wind: And I’ll never meet anymore of those guys
Wind: (Walks into a locked room, and see’s Ashley) Oh, sorry. I thought this was the bathroom
Ashley: Oh thank god. Someone is here to save me
Wind: Ha ha ha ha. Okay, listen girl. I hate people. Including you. আপনি just stay here in this locked room. And don’t follow me (Walks out of the room, and Ashley starts following him) No! Stay (Walks off, with Ashley still following him) What are you, a stray dog. Stay here, damn it (She doesn’t)
Wind: (Walks into a room, seeing Dr. Salvador with his chainsaw) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Chief Mendez’s transformation) Fuck that
Wind: (Walks into another room, seeing Garrador) Fuck that
Wind: (Walking with Ashley) Seriously, are আপনি still following me. Do আপনি want a বিসকুট অথবা something?
Novistador: (Picks up Ashley and takes her away)
Wind: Eh, I don’t even care. Thank আপনি giant bugs
Novistadors: (Start flying towards Wind)
Wind: (Walks off) Okay, leave me alone now
Wind: (On a boat) Okay, maybe I can leave this place (Stops on a small dock) Okay. Now maybe, I can find a motel (Walks up the docks, revealing he is on a military island filled with Gonado’s) OH GODDAMN IT
Wind: (Pushes a button to open a door)
Regenerator: (On the other side of the door) Hello
Wind: (Pushes the button again
Regenerator: Good-bye (Door closes)
Wind: Okay, time to lea- (Sees Ashley) Oh. It’s আপনি again…. GREAAAAT
Saddler: So, আপনি came
Wind: Uh….. I have no idea who আপনি are
Saddler: আপনি think আপনি can stop me
Wind: I never wanted to be here
Saddler: I will প্রদর্শনী আপনি my true power (Transforms)
Wind: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING REST
Wind: (On a নৌকা with Ashley) যীশু Christ. I’m surprised I survived that guy
(20 মিনিট Ago)
Wind: (Get’s smacked দ্বারা a leg) Ah (gets thrown across the room) Ouch (Gets bitten) Oh god (Gets stepped on) No! Please! (Saddler picks up an iron beam) Oh, not again (Get’s hit with ব্যক্ত beam) AAAHH!
(Present)
Wind: Man, fuck Spain. I’ll just go to Africa পরবর্তি time. Africa can’t have something like that, right?
Ashley: Whatever happened to that other guy who came here
Wind: I have no idea who আপনি are talking about
(Meanwhile)
Leon: Ashley! I’ve come to sa- (Sees the room is empty) Uh… Ashley?
Dr. Salvador: (Walk in and decapitates Leon)
So, Resident Evil VII’s Not a Hero and End of Zoe DLC came out recently. I could be reviewing that… But I also could review a totally different Resident Evil game from over a decade ago… Yeah, let’s do that one instead. So, despite that Resident Evil VII got some new DLC, I want to review another Resident Evil game. One that seems to have a massive divide in the community of the Resident Evil fanbase. Some people like this game while others don’t. And no, it isn’t Resident Evil 5 অথবা Resident Evil: Revelations. Instead, it’s the first controversial pick, Resident Evil Zero.
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So remember when I started Corner of Horror and talked about Five Nights at Freddy’s, a horror game that I just cannot stand yet it managed to get a whole lot of publicity and popularity? Yeah, I still don’t like it. But if anything created an even bigger fandom, it had to be the indie game, Undertale. But unlike Five Nights at Freddy’s, I actually like Undertale. In fact, I প্রণয় Undertale. Let’s talk about why I প্রণয় Undertale so much.
Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
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Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either রাস্তা Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, রাস্তা Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was আরো refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
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Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. অথবা a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the হ্যালোইন season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I প্রণয় The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.
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