Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do আপনি want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. আপনি never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought আপনি one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: আপনি have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে it, I’ll just ask আপনি myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would আপনি like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this nice little coffee ভান্দার downtown
Wind: Coffee? The school therapist says I’m not allowed coffee
Amanda: When did আপনি start listening to the school therapist?
Wind: Good point
(Wind and Amanda walk into the coffee shop)
Wind: Oh… sweet jesus. What is this place (Sees the coffee ভান্দার is filled with hipsters and emos)
Amanda: These are called “consumers”, Wind. They are the typical demographic for these kinds of places
Wind: They look like a bunch of assholes
Amanda: That doesn’t really mean much coming from you. Now, just go and sit at a টেবিল while I get our coffee (Waits in a long line)
Wind: (Sits at a table)
(All of the hipsters and emos are using their APhones)
Wind: God… if আপনি exist, kill me
Customer: Hey, check out this picture of a red butterfly. Isn’t he beautiful?
Feminist: (Scoffs) Why would আপনি go and consider it a “he”? What makes আপনি think it’s a boy?
Wind: (Taps foot impatiently)
Fanboy: Listen, I am serious আপনি guys. We need to stop shaming all of us wonderful people who just want to hang out and have sex with horses? Is sex with ঘোড়া বিষয়ক too much to ask for?
Wind: (Drums fingers)
Photographers: My, this is a good latte…. (Sets it down and takes several pictures with it)
Wind: (Breathes heavily)
এমো স্টাইল Boy: I can’t escape the darkness that lies within my own soul….. Do আপনি think that will be a good দেওয়াল post
এমো স্টাইল Girl: Oh, definitely
Wind: (Grinds teeth)
SJW: Why is the coffee cup white? Do they only care about white? Where are the black coffee cups? And why are the spoons straight? Are they implying that they only want straight customers? This place disgusts me. Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow
Wind: (Starts groaning loudly and rudely)
Amanda: Sorry about the wait. The customer was having an argument with the cashier for not পাঠ করা about his multi-gendered original character
Wind: Amanda… I never believed in hell, until I came to this coffee shop. I want to get out and never see this place again
Amanda: Oh, it’s not that bad
Customer: (Laughs as he reads posts on the website Fumblr) OMG, LOL! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. #Sofunny
Wind: ………… Amanda
Amanda: Yeah, just do it
Wind: Well, that made me feel a lot better
Amanda: I hope it did (They walk down the street, their backs to the burning coffee shop)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do আপনি want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. আপনি never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought আপনি one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: আপনি have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে it, I’ll just ask আপনি myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would আপনি like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this nice little coffee ভান্দার downtown
Wind: Coffee? The school therapist says I’m not allowed coffee
Amanda: When did আপনি start listening to the school therapist?
Wind: Good point
(Wind and Amanda walk into the coffee shop)
Wind: Oh… sweet jesus. What is this place (Sees the coffee ভান্দার is filled with hipsters and emos)
Amanda: These are called “consumers”, Wind. They are the typical demographic for these kinds of places
Wind: They look like a bunch of assholes
Amanda: That doesn’t really mean much coming from you. Now, just go and sit at a টেবিল while I get our coffee (Waits in a long line)
Wind: (Sits at a table)
(All of the hipsters and emos are using their APhones)
Wind: God… if আপনি exist, kill me
Customer: Hey, check out this picture of a red butterfly. Isn’t he beautiful?
Feminist: (Scoffs) Why would আপনি go and consider it a “he”? What makes আপনি think it’s a boy?
Wind: (Taps foot impatiently)
Fanboy: Listen, I am serious আপনি guys. We need to stop shaming all of us wonderful people who just want to hang out and have sex with horses? Is sex with ঘোড়া বিষয়ক too much to ask for?
Wind: (Drums fingers)
Photographers: My, this is a good latte…. (Sets it down and takes several pictures with it)
Wind: (Breathes heavily)
এমো স্টাইল Boy: I can’t escape the darkness that lies within my own soul….. Do আপনি think that will be a good দেওয়াল post
এমো স্টাইল Girl: Oh, definitely
Wind: (Grinds teeth)
SJW: Why is the coffee cup white? Do they only care about white? Where are the black coffee cups? And why are the spoons straight? Are they implying that they only want straight customers? This place disgusts me. Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow
Wind: (Starts groaning loudly and rudely)
Amanda: Sorry about the wait. The customer was having an argument with the cashier for not পাঠ করা about his multi-gendered original character
Wind: Amanda… I never believed in hell, until I came to this coffee shop. I want to get out and never see this place again
Amanda: Oh, it’s not that bad
Customer: (Laughs as he reads posts on the website Fumblr) OMG, LOL! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. #Sofunny
Wind: ………… Amanda
Amanda: Yeah, just do it
Wind: Well, that made me feel a lot better
Amanda: I hope it did (They walk down the street, their backs to the burning coffee shop)
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
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Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes আপনি is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the সেকেন্ড world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans....
I never grew up with the older consoles of the 80s and 90s, and among those was the Super Nintendo. Not that I didn’t want one. Hell, when I saw games like Link to the Past, Mega Man X, and Castlevania IV, those were the kinds of things I would be happy to play. And I was able to get some SNES games off the Wii ভান্দার Channel before it died. One of those games being the RPG classic, Final ফ্যান্টাসি VI, অথবা three in America, because of localization stuff- Don’t think too much about it
Final ফ্যান্টাসি VI follows, well, a ton of characters. The mysterious girl Terra, the treasure hunter Locke,...
So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite প্রদর্শনী of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!
Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest কার্টুন in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my পছন্দ show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest কার্টুন in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my পছন্দ show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
