Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do আপনি want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. আপনি never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought আপনি one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: আপনি have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে it, I’ll just ask আপনি myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would আপনি like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this nice little coffee ভান্দার downtown
Wind: Coffee? The school therapist says I’m not allowed coffee
Amanda: When did আপনি start listening to the school therapist?
Wind: Good point
(Wind and Amanda walk into the coffee shop)
Wind: Oh… sweet jesus. What is this place (Sees the coffee ভান্দার is filled with hipsters and emos)
Amanda: These are called “consumers”, Wind. They are the typical demographic for these kinds of places
Wind: They look like a bunch of assholes
Amanda: That doesn’t really mean much coming from you. Now, just go and sit at a টেবিল while I get our coffee (Waits in a long line)
Wind: (Sits at a table)
(All of the hipsters and emos are using their APhones)
Wind: God… if আপনি exist, kill me
Customer: Hey, check out this picture of a red butterfly. Isn’t he beautiful?
Feminist: (Scoffs) Why would আপনি go and consider it a “he”? What makes আপনি think it’s a boy?
Wind: (Taps foot impatiently)
Fanboy: Listen, I am serious আপনি guys. We need to stop shaming all of us wonderful people who just want to hang out and have sex with horses? Is sex with ঘোড়া বিষয়ক too much to ask for?
Wind: (Drums fingers)
Photographers: My, this is a good latte…. (Sets it down and takes several pictures with it)
Wind: (Breathes heavily)
এমো স্টাইল Boy: I can’t escape the darkness that lies within my own soul….. Do আপনি think that will be a good দেওয়াল post
এমো স্টাইল Girl: Oh, definitely
Wind: (Grinds teeth)
SJW: Why is the coffee cup white? Do they only care about white? Where are the black coffee cups? And why are the spoons straight? Are they implying that they only want straight customers? This place disgusts me. Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow
Wind: (Starts groaning loudly and rudely)
Amanda: Sorry about the wait. The customer was having an argument with the cashier for not পাঠ করা about his multi-gendered original character
Wind: Amanda… I never believed in hell, until I came to this coffee shop. I want to get out and never see this place again
Amanda: Oh, it’s not that bad
Customer: (Laughs as he reads posts on the website Fumblr) OMG, LOL! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. #Sofunny
Wind: ………… Amanda
Amanda: Yeah, just do it
Wind: Well, that made me feel a lot better
Amanda: I hope it did (They walk down the street, their backs to the burning coffee shop)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do আপনি want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. আপনি never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought আপনি one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: আপনি have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে it, I’ll just ask আপনি myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would আপনি like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this nice little coffee ভান্দার downtown
Wind: Coffee? The school therapist says I’m not allowed coffee
Amanda: When did আপনি start listening to the school therapist?
Wind: Good point
(Wind and Amanda walk into the coffee shop)
Wind: Oh… sweet jesus. What is this place (Sees the coffee ভান্দার is filled with hipsters and emos)
Amanda: These are called “consumers”, Wind. They are the typical demographic for these kinds of places
Wind: They look like a bunch of assholes
Amanda: That doesn’t really mean much coming from you. Now, just go and sit at a টেবিল while I get our coffee (Waits in a long line)
Wind: (Sits at a table)
(All of the hipsters and emos are using their APhones)
Wind: God… if আপনি exist, kill me
Customer: Hey, check out this picture of a red butterfly. Isn’t he beautiful?
Feminist: (Scoffs) Why would আপনি go and consider it a “he”? What makes আপনি think it’s a boy?
Wind: (Taps foot impatiently)
Fanboy: Listen, I am serious আপনি guys. We need to stop shaming all of us wonderful people who just want to hang out and have sex with horses? Is sex with ঘোড়া বিষয়ক too much to ask for?
Wind: (Drums fingers)
Photographers: My, this is a good latte…. (Sets it down and takes several pictures with it)
Wind: (Breathes heavily)
এমো স্টাইল Boy: I can’t escape the darkness that lies within my own soul….. Do আপনি think that will be a good দেওয়াল post
এমো স্টাইল Girl: Oh, definitely
Wind: (Grinds teeth)
SJW: Why is the coffee cup white? Do they only care about white? Where are the black coffee cups? And why are the spoons straight? Are they implying that they only want straight customers? This place disgusts me. Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow
Wind: (Starts groaning loudly and rudely)
Amanda: Sorry about the wait. The customer was having an argument with the cashier for not পাঠ করা about his multi-gendered original character
Wind: Amanda… I never believed in hell, until I came to this coffee shop. I want to get out and never see this place again
Amanda: Oh, it’s not that bad
Customer: (Laughs as he reads posts on the website Fumblr) OMG, LOL! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. #Sofunny
Wind: ………… Amanda
Amanda: Yeah, just do it
Wind: Well, that made me feel a lot better
Amanda: I hope it did (They walk down the street, their backs to the burning coffee shop)
Alright, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I have classes in the morning, so sorry if I sound a little off in this article. But I wanted to get all my thoughts out before I forget them. Anyway, It 2017 is a reboot of the original mini-series, and I can safely say, as a reboot, it's really good.
So, before I talk about this movie, I feel as though I should mention the original miniseries from the 90s. Honestly, I felt as though it wasn't scary. আরো silly, if anything. Pennywise was just yucking it up throughout the whole film in a gloriously hilarious performance দ্বারা Tim Curry, some of the scares...
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So, before I talk about this movie, I feel as though I should mention the original miniseries from the 90s. Honestly, I felt as though it wasn't scary. আরো silly, if anything. Pennywise was just yucking it up throughout the whole film in a gloriously hilarious performance দ্বারা Tim Curry, some of the scares...
I ব্যক্ত it before and I will say it again here and probably again in the future, but I প্রণয় it when Rockstar does other stuff than GTA. It usually feels আরো experimental and always feels like it pays off. And one of my পছন্দ of their আরো experimental games is, oddly enough, their T rated game, Bully.
Bully follows Jimmy Hopkins, a good kid in a bad place, as he is dropped off at Bullworth Academy, possibly the worst school in the country where students are broken up into groups and where strict rules and cruel bullies are a common occurrence. One such bully, Gary, has it out for Jimmy...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Naboo, one বছর before the events of A New Hope.
In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, পরবর্তি to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.
Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling...
Now, there has been lists talking about gamings best dogs, cats, and dragons. So, I want to talk about something just as cool…. Fish……….. Is anyone still পাঠ করা this article. Now, the rules, as always. Only one game per franchise, and only games I have played. WITH THAT, lets start the list
#10: Moonfish from Fable - Now, even though the Moonfish don’t do much, physically, they are still pretty cool. These মাছ are real rare, and are only found in certain lakes. They are also pretty hard to catch, since the fishing in Fable SUCKS! But, when আপনি catch them, their description...
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#10: Moonfish from Fable - Now, even though the Moonfish don’t do much, physically, they are still pretty cool. These মাছ are real rare, and are only found in certain lakes. They are also pretty hard to catch, since the fishing in Fable SUCKS! But, when আপনি catch them, their description...
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The Evil Dead franchise is some of the best horror films ever made, and on some of the tightest budgets possible. They managed to প্রদর্শনী creepy monsters, paranormal activity, and people turning into these zombie like demons all with the budget of just four hundred thousand dollars. The movie was successful enough to launch actor Bruce Campbell into fame, and create a sequel, Evil Dead 2. That film later got it’s own sequel, which I will be reviewing today, and it is known as Evil Dead 3- Oh, wait. Nevermind, it’s called Army of Darkness.
Honestly, I don’t know why they changed the...
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