Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do আপনি want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. আপনি never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought আপনি one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: আপনি have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে it, I’ll just ask আপনি myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would আপনি like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this nice little coffee ভান্দার downtown
Wind: Coffee? The school therapist says I’m not allowed coffee
Amanda: When did আপনি start listening to the school therapist?
Wind: Good point
(Wind and Amanda walk into the coffee shop)
Wind: Oh… sweet jesus. What is this place (Sees the coffee ভান্দার is filled with hipsters and emos)
Amanda: These are called “consumers”, Wind. They are the typical demographic for these kinds of places
Wind: They look like a bunch of assholes
Amanda: That doesn’t really mean much coming from you. Now, just go and sit at a টেবিল while I get our coffee (Waits in a long line)
Wind: (Sits at a table)
(All of the hipsters and emos are using their APhones)
Wind: God… if আপনি exist, kill me
Customer: Hey, check out this picture of a red butterfly. Isn’t he beautiful?
Feminist: (Scoffs) Why would আপনি go and consider it a “he”? What makes আপনি think it’s a boy?
Wind: (Taps foot impatiently)
Fanboy: Listen, I am serious আপনি guys. We need to stop shaming all of us wonderful people who just want to hang out and have sex with horses? Is sex with ঘোড়া বিষয়ক too much to ask for?
Wind: (Drums fingers)
Photographers: My, this is a good latte…. (Sets it down and takes several pictures with it)
Wind: (Breathes heavily)
এমো স্টাইল Boy: I can’t escape the darkness that lies within my own soul….. Do আপনি think that will be a good দেওয়াল post
এমো স্টাইল Girl: Oh, definitely
Wind: (Grinds teeth)
SJW: Why is the coffee cup white? Do they only care about white? Where are the black coffee cups? And why are the spoons straight? Are they implying that they only want straight customers? This place disgusts me. Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow
Wind: (Starts groaning loudly and rudely)
Amanda: Sorry about the wait. The customer was having an argument with the cashier for not পাঠ করা about his multi-gendered original character
Wind: Amanda… I never believed in hell, until I came to this coffee shop. I want to get out and never see this place again
Amanda: Oh, it’s not that bad
Customer: (Laughs as he reads posts on the website Fumblr) OMG, LOL! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. #Sofunny
Wind: ………… Amanda
Amanda: Yeah, just do it
Wind: Well, that made me feel a lot better
Amanda: I hope it did (They walk down the street, their backs to the burning coffee shop)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do আপনি want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. আপনি never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought আপনি one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: আপনি have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে it, I’ll just ask আপনি myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would আপনি like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this nice little coffee ভান্দার downtown
Wind: Coffee? The school therapist says I’m not allowed coffee
Amanda: When did আপনি start listening to the school therapist?
Wind: Good point
(Wind and Amanda walk into the coffee shop)
Wind: Oh… sweet jesus. What is this place (Sees the coffee ভান্দার is filled with hipsters and emos)
Amanda: These are called “consumers”, Wind. They are the typical demographic for these kinds of places
Wind: They look like a bunch of assholes
Amanda: That doesn’t really mean much coming from you. Now, just go and sit at a টেবিল while I get our coffee (Waits in a long line)
Wind: (Sits at a table)
(All of the hipsters and emos are using their APhones)
Wind: God… if আপনি exist, kill me
Customer: Hey, check out this picture of a red butterfly. Isn’t he beautiful?
Feminist: (Scoffs) Why would আপনি go and consider it a “he”? What makes আপনি think it’s a boy?
Wind: (Taps foot impatiently)
Fanboy: Listen, I am serious আপনি guys. We need to stop shaming all of us wonderful people who just want to hang out and have sex with horses? Is sex with ঘোড়া বিষয়ক too much to ask for?
Wind: (Drums fingers)
Photographers: My, this is a good latte…. (Sets it down and takes several pictures with it)
Wind: (Breathes heavily)
এমো স্টাইল Boy: I can’t escape the darkness that lies within my own soul….. Do আপনি think that will be a good দেওয়াল post
এমো স্টাইল Girl: Oh, definitely
Wind: (Grinds teeth)
SJW: Why is the coffee cup white? Do they only care about white? Where are the black coffee cups? And why are the spoons straight? Are they implying that they only want straight customers? This place disgusts me. Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow
Wind: (Starts groaning loudly and rudely)
Amanda: Sorry about the wait. The customer was having an argument with the cashier for not পাঠ করা about his multi-gendered original character
Wind: Amanda… I never believed in hell, until I came to this coffee shop. I want to get out and never see this place again
Amanda: Oh, it’s not that bad
Customer: (Laughs as he reads posts on the website Fumblr) OMG, LOL! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. #Sofunny
Wind: ………… Amanda
Amanda: Yeah, just do it
Wind: Well, that made me feel a lot better
Amanda: I hope it did (They walk down the street, their backs to the burning coffee shop)
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The following is an STH/AM6663 অনুরাগী Fiction
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog অনুরাগী Fiction
Bad Auditions দ্বারা Bad Actors
Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's অভিনয় Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine...
Hello everyone, and welcome to দিন one of the হারিয়ে গেছে December. All throughout December, I will spend four days talking about video games that are lost, whether they were never released, disappeared, অথবা were rumored but never proven if not দ্বারা a person who worked on it. Now, আপনি may be thinking to yourself, Nik, what the hell does this have to do with Christmas… Nothing… So, with that out of the way, let us begin দিন one of the হারিয়ে গেছে December lists.
#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin
Let me ask you, do any of আপনি care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...
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#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin
Let me ask you, do any of আপনি care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...
Art by Deathding
Whenever people talk about horror games, they always talk about ones like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Dead Space, Outlast, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Fatal Frame, Condemned, Five Nights at Freddy’s………. Five Nights at Freddy’s. And while all…. Most of them are good, there’s always the obscure horror games that don’t get much recognition, even though they should. One horror game that needs আরো attention is one that I found quite some enjoyment out of, and that game is the cult classic The Suffering
The Suffering is a game made দ্বারা the company Midway,...
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The Suffering is a game made দ্বারা the company Midway,...
Well, after a few days of being off track, we're finally back on schedule. And what a good movie to start the normal schedule off with than with not really a horror film, but আরো of a comedy. When I was a kid, I always loved Willy Wonka and the চকোলেট Factory, and the performance of one Gene Wilder. I heard that he was also the lead role of another entertaining film দ্বারা the parody director, Mel Brooks. The 1974 comedy classic, Young Frankenstein. Another film that came with a neat Dia de los Muertos design. So let's see what makes this film a classic
Young Frankenstein does not follow...
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Young Frankenstein does not follow...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Del Toro is one of the best horror movie directors out there. He’s definitely one of my favorites, and he has made so much great horror movies… Shame his games are never going to be released. But, let’s talk about one of his lesser loved movies. Back in 1997, Del Toro was asked to make this one movie about bugs, and he decided “Why the hell not”, and so he made Mimic, a movie that barely anyone loved…. So naturally, I’m in the opposite category.
The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
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The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
Art by Deathding
Another George A. Romero movie, and each time, they seem to get worse and worse… for the characters in it, of course. The চলচ্চিত্র don’t ever seem to get terrible (Unless it’s Diary অথবা Survival of the Dead. Those two sucked). As a অনুরাগী of Romero’s Dead franchise, I can’t ever get enough of those movies. And the movie that we will be talking about today is definitely no exception. It was the last in the chronological order of the Dead series, but was also the first mixed opinion Dead movie, and that movie is Land of the Dead.
Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first শীর্ষ ten তালিকা on this club.
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Video games have been around for over 30 years. We've seen many games such as Pong, Pac-Man, Sonic, Mario Brothers, তারকা Fox, and thousands of others. Since the start of the new millennium, video games have come a long way, featuring voice acting, better graphics, and online gameplay. In this list, we're counting down the শীর্ষ ten video games produced in the 21st century.
Number 10: Mario Party 10
This game is very fun to play. One of my পছন্দ things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first শীর্ষ ten তালিকা on this club.
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Video games have been around for over 30 years. We've seen many games such as Pong, Pac-Man, Sonic, Mario Brothers, তারকা Fox, and thousands of others. Since the start of the new millennium, video games have come a long way, featuring voice acting, better graphics, and online gameplay. In this list, we're counting down the শীর্ষ ten video games produced in the 21st century.
Number 10: Mario Party 10
This game is very fun to play. One of my পছন্দ things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
