1)At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't আপনি try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer মাখন Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets আপনি after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well আপনি haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and আপনি ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When আপনি see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: নমস্কার have আপনি had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When আপনি get woken up at midnight দ্বারা a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were আপনি sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry অথবা not. And আপনি thought I was sleeping.... আপনি dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't আপনি try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer মাখন Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets আপনি after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well আপনি haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and আপনি ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When আপনি see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: নমস্কার have আপনি had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When আপনি get woken up at midnight দ্বারা a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were আপনি sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry অথবা not. And আপনি thought I was sleeping.... আপনি dumb witted moron.
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, অথবা pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum আরো gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min অথবা completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting আরো till আপনি reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, অথবা pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum আরো gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min অথবা completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting আরো till আপনি reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the পালঙ্ক last night watching some rubbish টেলিভিশন প্রদর্শনী and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my রামধনু colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I প্রণয় আপনি soooooo much' and so I was like 'I প্রণয় আপনি more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting আপনি a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting আপনি one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten মিনিট later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do আপনি think are greater,the advantages অথবা disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from আপনি mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes আপনি অথবা hits আপনি *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to আপনি first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her বন্ধু house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes আপনি *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets আপনি wear his clothing *he likes আপনি in his stuff*
7) If আপনি are tired of waiting for him to make the first সরানো *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from আপনি mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes আপনি অথবা hits আপনি *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to আপনি first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her বন্ধু house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes আপনি *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets আপনি wear his clothing *he likes আপনি in his stuff*
7) If আপনি are tired of waiting for him to make the first সরানো *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since আপনি passed. I wanted to take a few মিনিট to remind people of how wonderful আপনি were and how much আপনি impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your প্রণয় শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য on my দেওয়াল and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do আপনি remember when আপনি told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that আপনি calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had আরো time to be বন্ধু and hang out together. I really do. আপনি were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to আপনি and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank আপনি so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do আপনি remember when আপনি told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that আপনি calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had আরো time to be বন্ধু and hang out together. I really do. আপনি were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to আপনি and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank আপনি so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I noticed some very sad things if আপনি replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's তিক্ত line "teach me and your just run away again অথবা something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole বছর when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill অথবা capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man দ্বারা this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If আপনি have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's তিক্ত line "teach me and your just run away again অথবা something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole বছর when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill অথবা capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man দ্বারা this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If আপনি have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
