যেভাবে খুশী Article: When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't আপনি try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer মাখন Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets আপনি after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well আপনি haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6)When someone announces her wedding, and আপনি ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7)When আপনি see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: নমস্কার have আপনি had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.

AND FINALLY…….

9)When আপনি get woken up at midnight দ্বারা a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were আপনি sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry অথবা not. And আপনি thought I was sleeping.... আপনি dumb witted moron.

DramaQueen1020, blackpanther666 and 16 others like this

jedigal1990 those are really stupid questions i like the responses and thank you for posting this here that way people can rate it because its really good srry if i sounded rude before i was just informing you about it thats all anyway these are funny they made me laugh

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blaise_jez omg it looks like jedigal does have feelings

LilysLittleTwin LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

KatiiCullen94 NUMBER 9!~!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG !! i hate that when they say that!!

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Elijah Jones - Seattle's পছন্দ New Artist - 2019 Album

posted by seattlelivin

Recently Jones had released a new ছবি on his ইউটিউব today, Jan 9, 2019. The ছবি was taken in Seattle Washington with the মহাকাশ needle in the background. With সঙ্গীত symbols in the text, it is rumored Jones has something in store for 2019.
Back at PSX 2016 Jones announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. At E3 2018 he announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. Currently IGN rumors that The Last Of Us Part ll will release within 2019 however Naughty Dog has yet to নিশ্চিত this. With The Last Of Us and other new সঙ্গীত releasing this year. It could be a good turn around for Jones as he prepares for a possible new album.

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My Gender/ Thoughts on gender stereotypes XD horrible শিরোনাম

posted by 2ntyOnePilots

I find it extremely amusing that আপনি guys বিতর্ক about my gender. Fair enough, আপনি have never met me অথবা seen a picture of me [other than my hands অথবা arms]...
Honestly even then আপনি might have trouble lol. (Oh well) Here’s a story: two days after getting introduced to a friend of my friend’s, she was like “I apologize, but I am completely confused as to what gender আপনি are.” And I was like, “yeah easy mistake, trust me, it happens a lot.” (There’s আরো to the story but I’ll cut it here) this happens regularly... an$ I actually really appreciate how she appoched the situation,...

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My পরিলেখ pic XD

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আরো Car Stereotypes

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

More Car Stereotypes

We have আরো stereotypes for আরো cars, coming your way.

Rolls-Royce

Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British প্রথমপাতা dear chap. Come this way and I'll প্রদর্শনী আপনি what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a স্বর্ণ frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds...

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What Makes A Character Truly Evil

posted by zanhar1

The embodiment of evil.

This is based on this question; link

I think that there are a number of componants to considere when talking about what makes a character truly evil. For me it's about awareness and how the person is raised. As well as empathy and age.

By awareness I mean; a truly evil character is in full control (no mental instabilities). They know completely how wrong the action is and do it anyhow. In other words motivation is a huge component too; a character that firmly believes that he অথবা she is doing the right thing isn't truly pure evil. Because this person really thinks that he/she is in the right....

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Squid Girl Shinryaku! Ika Musume

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10 আরো Beaches I'd প্রণয় To Visit

posted by zanhar1

Obviously there are আরো than ten beaches in the world. And I really couldn't just leave it at the ten from my first article. So here are ten আরো beaches worth checking out.

10. Bunes Beach, Lofoten, Norway

I can't not mention Norway on one of these lists. In my opinion, Norway has some of the most alluring scenery in the world. It's beaches are no different. Bunes সৈকত is completely surrounded দ্বারা stunning cliffs (it can only be reached দ্বারা boat) and is great for both hiking, swimming, and camping all wrapped up in one pretty & scenic package. A trip there in the winter is just as worthwhile...

যেভাবে খুশী Booty Justice (For Every Audience)

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Shimoneta (anime)

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Viacom V of Doom Looney Tunes style

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The Scary Logos Song

posted by aldrine2016

Song tune: link

The V of Doom, indigo and blue,
It zooms in like a plane,
The S from Hell, like Satan's spell,
It looks like a bloodstream,

The VID stone mask, will make আপনি gasp,
And you'll scream like a maniac,
Fabrica has a face that's black,
It's stare will make আপনি very crack,
And আপনি will surely fall on your back,
And it's eyes look like those of a cat, a cat, it's eyes look like those of a cat!

Klasky-Csupo's face is coco,
It's kinda like Spongebob's face,
DIC's Kid in বিছানা is somewhat dread,
'Cause আপনি get a creepy voice that said,
"DIC!" and it sounds just like a kid,
So আপনি might as well run out your...

Nine Creepy Medical প্রতিমূর্তি From The Past

posted by noRAP

1) Fixing Teeth

Number One-

Are আপনি embarrassed of dental brace?

Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century

Number Two-

Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis

Number Three-

That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL

(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)

Number Four-

This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to প্রদর্শনী her face.

Number Five-

Before using anesthetics all আপনি got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether

Number Six-

Back then it was an invalid cart

Number Seven-

Physical therapy looked totally different than now

Number Eight-

These cute শিশুরা were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925

Number Nine-

"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days

2) Scoliosis Treatment

3) Mentally ILL people

4) Artificial Leg

5) Performing surgery

6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century

7) Physical therapy

8) Winter Rickets treatment

9) Birthing chair

Where Eagles Dare Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped পরবর্তি to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

Song: link

John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to সরানো up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station দ্বারা two...

Honoring Tony স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি

posted by Windrises

Of course there are several awesome voice actors, but my পছন্দ is Tony Jay.

Tony স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি did আরো than voice acting. He was a singer and a live action actor. He played Lex Luthor's helper in Lois and Clark: The Adventures of Superman.

Despite having those other careers Tony is primarily known for being a voice actor. Tony often voiced antagonists. This is likely because of his evil sounding voice. Even when he sang he sounded like a villain. His evil voice was excellent for playing antagonists and I think he's the best at playing villains. Tony was awesome at playing pretty much every type of...

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Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of আরো

posted by Canada24

My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online লেখা

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta অনুরাগী fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I প্রণয় Korn

I have almost EVERY এমিনেম album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO বন্ধু these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view

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New Weekly Series: Vote For The First Episode! ^_^ (+Update)

posted by deathding

Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......

নমস্কার everybody, it's Deathding here once again, and I wanted to talk about an idea that I've had for quite a while now. The series will be called "*Insert শিরোনাম Here*......In Laymen's Terms", which will basically be me reviewing anything আপনি guys suggest, but in my usual comedic format.

This will not only let me find out about new things I didn't know about before, but hopefully provide some good analysis and kinda-sorta-not-really jokes along the way.

The most requested মতামত will be what I review, which will be either a movie, video-game, TV show, again, anything. I don't care if it's Gatorade,...