1)At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't আপনি try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer মাখন Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets আপনি after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well আপনি haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and আপনি ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When আপনি see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: নমস্কার have আপনি had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When আপনি get woken up at midnight দ্বারা a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were আপনি sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry অথবা not. And আপনি thought I was sleeping.... আপনি dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't আপনি try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer মাখন Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets আপনি after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well আপনি haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and আপনি ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When আপনি see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: নমস্কার have আপনি had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When আপনি get woken up at midnight দ্বারা a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were আপনি sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry অথবা not. And আপনি thought I was sleeping.... আপনি dumb witted moron.
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard অথবা a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako মৎসকুমারী does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
আপনি can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic অথবা inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard অথবা a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako মৎসকুমারী does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
আপনি can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic অথবা inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
Let's do this.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the রাস্তা from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
আপনি could also make a friend and maybe আপনি have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right দ্বারা you,if not at least আপনি still see them অথবা talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the রাস্তা from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
আপনি could also make a friend and maybe আপনি have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right দ্বারা you,if not at least আপনি still see them অথবা talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the অভিনয় is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when পাঠ করা the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most জনপ্রিয় girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck দ্বারা cyber bullying.
And আপনি know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now আপনি know why I was effected so strongly দ্বারা this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the অভিনয় is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when পাঠ করা the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most জনপ্রিয় girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck দ্বারা cyber bullying.
And আপনি know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now আপনি know why I was effected so strongly দ্বারা this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
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I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs দ্বারা tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also প্রণয় to be haters and they also hacked my ফেসবুক
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
