Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do আপনি want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. আপনি never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought আপনি one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: আপনি have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে it, I’ll just ask আপনি myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would আপনি like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this nice little coffee ভান্দার downtown
Wind: Coffee? The school therapist says I’m not allowed coffee
Amanda: When did আপনি start listening to the school therapist?
Wind: Good point
(Wind and Amanda walk into the coffee shop)
Wind: Oh… sweet jesus. What is this place (Sees the coffee ভান্দার is filled with hipsters and emos)
Amanda: These are called “consumers”, Wind. They are the typical demographic for these kinds of places
Wind: They look like a bunch of assholes
Amanda: That doesn’t really mean much coming from you. Now, just go and sit at a টেবিল while I get our coffee (Waits in a long line)
Wind: (Sits at a table)
(All of the hipsters and emos are using their APhones)
Wind: God… if আপনি exist, kill me
Customer: Hey, check out this picture of a red butterfly. Isn’t he beautiful?
Feminist: (Scoffs) Why would আপনি go and consider it a “he”? What makes আপনি think it’s a boy?
Wind: (Taps foot impatiently)
Fanboy: Listen, I am serious আপনি guys. We need to stop shaming all of us wonderful people who just want to hang out and have sex with horses? Is sex with ঘোড়া বিষয়ক too much to ask for?
Wind: (Drums fingers)
Photographers: My, this is a good latte…. (Sets it down and takes several pictures with it)
Wind: (Breathes heavily)
এমো স্টাইল Boy: I can’t escape the darkness that lies within my own soul….. Do আপনি think that will be a good দেওয়াল post
এমো স্টাইল Girl: Oh, definitely
Wind: (Grinds teeth)
SJW: Why is the coffee cup white? Do they only care about white? Where are the black coffee cups? And why are the spoons straight? Are they implying that they only want straight customers? This place disgusts me. Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow
Wind: (Starts groaning loudly and rudely)
Amanda: Sorry about the wait. The customer was having an argument with the cashier for not পাঠ করা about his multi-gendered original character
Wind: Amanda… I never believed in hell, until I came to this coffee shop. I want to get out and never see this place again
Amanda: Oh, it’s not that bad
Customer: (Laughs as he reads posts on the website Fumblr) OMG, LOL! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. #Sofunny
Wind: ………… Amanda
Amanda: Yeah, just do it
Wind: Well, that made me feel a lot better
Amanda: I hope it did (They walk down the street, their backs to the burning coffee shop)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do আপনি want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. আপনি never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought আপনি one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: আপনি have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে it, I’ll just ask আপনি myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would আপনি like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this nice little coffee ভান্দার downtown
Wind: Coffee? The school therapist says I’m not allowed coffee
Amanda: When did আপনি start listening to the school therapist?
Wind: Good point
(Wind and Amanda walk into the coffee shop)
Wind: Oh… sweet jesus. What is this place (Sees the coffee ভান্দার is filled with hipsters and emos)
Amanda: These are called “consumers”, Wind. They are the typical demographic for these kinds of places
Wind: They look like a bunch of assholes
Amanda: That doesn’t really mean much coming from you. Now, just go and sit at a টেবিল while I get our coffee (Waits in a long line)
Wind: (Sits at a table)
(All of the hipsters and emos are using their APhones)
Wind: God… if আপনি exist, kill me
Customer: Hey, check out this picture of a red butterfly. Isn’t he beautiful?
Feminist: (Scoffs) Why would আপনি go and consider it a “he”? What makes আপনি think it’s a boy?
Wind: (Taps foot impatiently)
Fanboy: Listen, I am serious আপনি guys. We need to stop shaming all of us wonderful people who just want to hang out and have sex with horses? Is sex with ঘোড়া বিষয়ক too much to ask for?
Wind: (Drums fingers)
Photographers: My, this is a good latte…. (Sets it down and takes several pictures with it)
Wind: (Breathes heavily)
এমো স্টাইল Boy: I can’t escape the darkness that lies within my own soul….. Do আপনি think that will be a good দেওয়াল post
এমো স্টাইল Girl: Oh, definitely
Wind: (Grinds teeth)
SJW: Why is the coffee cup white? Do they only care about white? Where are the black coffee cups? And why are the spoons straight? Are they implying that they only want straight customers? This place disgusts me. Okay, I’ll be back tomorrow
Wind: (Starts groaning loudly and rudely)
Amanda: Sorry about the wait. The customer was having an argument with the cashier for not পাঠ করা about his multi-gendered original character
Wind: Amanda… I never believed in hell, until I came to this coffee shop. I want to get out and never see this place again
Amanda: Oh, it’s not that bad
Customer: (Laughs as he reads posts on the website Fumblr) OMG, LOL! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. #Sofunny
Wind: ………… Amanda
Amanda: Yeah, just do it
Wind: Well, that made me feel a lot better
Amanda: I hope it did (They walk down the street, their backs to the burning coffee shop)
#20: অ্যাঞ্জেল Beats
Oh god, this জীবন্ত was depressing. The জীবন্ত is about a group of students who enter a high school that is a sort of limbo that is made to help the students pass onto the পরবর্তি world. Here, they rebel against god, and fight against a girl named Angel. Now, if there is anything this জীবন্ত does right, it’s its story. It is just so original and something that hasn’t been done before and I প্রণয় it. Another thing that needs to be pointed out is it’s animation. Sure, some of আপনি nitpickers out there will say it looks just about the same as any other anime, but then, that...
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Oh god, this জীবন্ত was depressing. The জীবন্ত is about a group of students who enter a high school that is a sort of limbo that is made to help the students pass onto the পরবর্তি world. Here, they rebel against god, and fight against a girl named Angel. Now, if there is anything this জীবন্ত does right, it’s its story. It is just so original and something that hasn’t been done before and I প্রণয় it. Another thing that needs to be pointed out is it’s animation. Sure, some of আপনি nitpickers out there will say it looks just about the same as any other anime, but then, that...
#30: Arthur
Here it is. The প্রদর্শনী of my childhood. Arthur was about a world of anthropomorphic animals, and the main one being Arthur, who lived in a simple town, and was taught new things, along with his friends. This প্রদর্শনী was on the PBS Channel and was made to be an educational show. Again, call me pathetic all আপনি want, but this প্রদর্শনী was amazing. The first time I saw this, I didn’t know how this was an educational show. I didn’t see the thing that I saw on all educational shows where the characters would talk about science, math, words, অথবা other stuff like that. But actually, this...
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Here it is. The প্রদর্শনী of my childhood. Arthur was about a world of anthropomorphic animals, and the main one being Arthur, who lived in a simple town, and was taught new things, along with his friends. This প্রদর্শনী was on the PBS Channel and was made to be an educational show. Again, call me pathetic all আপনি want, but this প্রদর্শনী was amazing. The first time I saw this, I didn’t know how this was an educational show. I didn’t see the thing that I saw on all educational shows where the characters would talk about science, math, words, অথবা other stuff like that. But actually, this...
It is no surprise that I প্রণয় the Persona franchise (And I assure you, I will be talking about the franchise later on this list), and it is clear that it has a ton of dark subjects in those games, but it always comes back to happy days, spending time with friends. And then Catherine comes along to turn those subject matters up to eleven.
Catherine follows Vincent Brooks, a huge loser of a guy who is scared of commitment to his girlfriend, Katherine, with a K. But things start to get real crazy when he starts to experience nightmares where he must climb a tower, and if he dies in the dream,...
I don’t play a lot of pixel art games. It’s not cause I hate them, it’s just that I never had the chance to experience them. I did play a few NES games and thought, “Yeah, that was okay”, but never anything that really gripped me and kept my attention. But then, something amazing happened. Indie games happened, the best genre of games that everyone should support. And one of the best indie games out there, one that really broke the mold and brought indie games into the forefront, was the classic Shovel Knight
Now, when আপনি hear indie games, people bring up Shovel Knight as THE...
Back in my original Corner of Horror October movie marathon two years পূর্বে (Jesus, that was actually two years ago), I made a review on a Peter Jackson horror film, Braindead, অথবা Dead Alive, অথবা whatever আপনি wish to call it, and thought that it was an entertaining splatter horror film. Little to my knowledge is that there was another, one before this film, also made দ্বারা the Lord of the Rings director, all the way back in 1987, with a film called Bad Taste. So, was Peter Jackson’s first film possibly one of his best? Well, let’s find out.
Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence...
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Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence...
Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell আপনি all the শীর্ষ Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.
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Convicts
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Now, like I ব্যক্ত before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that আপনি wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my তালিকা were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was আরো of his নকশা and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
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Jalhalla
#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was আরো of his নকশা and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
