I have কুমড়া pie and I don't even like pie.

e_e stupid Canadian Thanksgiving.

Although, the whipped cream is an upside, hehehehehehehhe পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

PETA
PETA what are আপনি doing
PETA
STaPh
For those of আপনি who don't know, here go look at it:
link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Sebastian, make me pie. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Pie............. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Whenever I hear about an extremely unfortunate event, I feel terrible about the other person, the even worse part is that I don't know what they feel like since my unfortunate events aren't nearly as unfortunate. It almost makes me WANT to have something utterly terrible happen to me just so I can feel the same pain that they felt. So that I can be wise with my own mistakes and misadventures. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Dear drive-thru employee that মতামত on other খাবার in my car,Congrats for being the biggest tool ever. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Yeah i'm bored
BUT......While i'm here HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me :) xD i'm so old....... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

They killed the dog......they killed the damn dog....they killed him with an ax... O_O পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Everyone, check out this awesome text :P

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Me: * on the phone talking to a bartender* Hello, sir, is there a Hugh, last name, Jass there?

Bartender: Here, let me check. * to everyone in bar* Is there a Hugh Jass in here? Anybody? A Hugh Jass?

People In The Bar: * laughing hysterically*

Bartender: * to me* Hey!

Me: * laughs, then hangs up* পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

OH MY GOD. I have ruined myself. I saw "gasps" ভালুক in the big blue house rule 34.................................................. I am now slightly mentally unstable... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Apparently, ফ্যানপপ does not consider me to be a fan. I was the first one to answer a poll, and it had what I picked but it ব্যক্ত "0 অনুরাগী picked". It's true! I am a Nobody! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

So sorry for not being online for the past few days, I was at my "dad's" place & I don't like to use internet there because of my two little half brothers.
But anyways... I turned 14 yesterday! I had my birthday party yesterday, and it was awesome!
Just... yesterday was just awesome. :D পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Shivers down my back, messages sent দ্বারা my হৃদয় that understands পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Hey! How is everyone? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I know I’ll never marry Keith Harkin, অথবা তারিখ him, অথবা hug him, অথবা even meet him.
I know all that, but it doesn’t stop me from relying on this false hope that I’ll fall in প্রণয় with one of them, get married to them, have children, and be happy. Even though that will never happen. It doesn’t stop me. Nothing will, nothing can. This microscopic glimmer of hope gives me a reason to wake up everyday. It makes me think I’m one দিন closer to them. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Open the gates and seize the day, don't be fraid and don't delay. Nothing can break us, no one can make us give our rights away. Arise and seize the day! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Please যোগদান my অনুরাগী club. It’s called ITF, PuffyCheaks1 & Callie2899 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Is it me অথবা ফ্যানপপ is glitchy? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

hello :) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

In around two অথবা three days, it will be the one বছর anniversary of the হেটালিয়া invasion of the যেভাবে খুশী spot. Does anyone remember that, heh? To think, I remember the তারিখ but didn't participate in it... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Is it weird that I'm 14 and I still প্রণয় Spongebob....? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

man, i haven't been on in a while, huh? ফ্যানপপ is REALLY glitchy today. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

PLEASE!!!
I just checked my dearest friend's wall. Its been spammed with vial comments. Please! My friend is on the brink of suicide, she really needs support. I know some of আপনি already have, but she really needs help. She wont eat, Im really scared... Please help her!!!

link

I will be forever greatful. Please. Help her. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'm so fukin boooooored -__- পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Am I the only one who's highly disturbed দ্বারা the fact that there's 7 বছর olds dating now? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I support obsessive fangirlness :D পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

LGBTQ PRIDE!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

so ive gotta theory, the people who wrote the song friday were trying to be funny and see how hated rebecca black would be then they decided to take it farther and write my jeans, but since im pretty sure twighlight came first they decided they needed to শীর্ষ the horribleness of the বই and চলচ্চিত্র দ্বারা making the songs! yeah im pretty sure thats what happened! feel free to মতামত about what আপনি think!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

im listing to a german radio station on itunes..... what has this world come to??? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

RED ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

PLEASE!!!
I just checked my dearest friend's wall. Its been spammed with vial comments. Please! My friend is on the brink of suicide, she really needs support. I know some of আপনি already have, but she really needs help. She wont eat, Im really scared... Please help her!!!

link

I will be forever greatful. Please. Help her. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Wings, Beer, Sports?

How about Pizza, Soda, জীবন্ত পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

what happened?
I just fought with my friend who i havent seen in 7 months পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Look into my eyes
And tell me what আপনি see
Is there anyone there?
আপনি point your finger and
Blame the world on me
Do আপনি really care?
Alone
So আপনি talk to yourself..
Alone
If আপনি listen to your mind it yells~~
Take us back to where we belong...
Where the simple songs and the
Days last forever.......
Where all আপনি have to do is dream, life's not as bad as it seems
And we all stand together
As long as আপনি don't let it all pass আপনি by
It'll be Alright~ পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

thing i will do someday1. buy a horse and name it " thunder takes the lead" and enter it in a race.2. try to shut a revolving door.3. make vanilla pudding. put it in a mayo jar and eat it in public.4. buy a তোতাপাখি and teach him to say: "help i've been turned into a parrot.5.go to australia, locate 42 wallaby way, sydney6.get a walk in closet, নকশা the inside to look like narnia.7. run into a store, ask what বছর is it, when someone উত্তর yell "yes it worked!!" and run out cheering. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

tw: sauce পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

isn't it weird how we're all people? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

When I was little, ভালুক in The Big Blue House used to scare me xD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"You পোষ্ট হয়েছে something pony-related on a general media website.
Stop shoving your fandom down my throat!"
- Anti-brony logic. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Hmmm......................

I'm going to quit ফ্যানপপ and close my account.....

Only because....................

ফ্যানপপ has আরো violence then any other website i have been to........

Plus ফ্যানপপ has gotten boring.....

In my opinion..........

I'm closing my account in 2 hours......

To all my enemies.........

Enjoy ফ্যানপপ without me. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

বেকন pancakes
Makin' বেকন pancakes
take some বেকন and i put it ইনা pancake
বেকন প্যানকেকস that's what it's gonna make
BACON PANCAKE!!!!!!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

okay so the guy ive been talking about lately is a total no good-trashy-jerkface-jackwagon-scumbag-loser that i might not like for a while now. and thanks to his twin sisters boyfriend everything happened. im kinda embarassed. UGH! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing...
So how many of you guys aren't dead yet? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

IM MADE OF ITA BUTTROSE! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

যেভাবে খুশী band fanboy/fangirl: I hate that band, because my পছন্দ band hates them as well.

Me: Fuck that, I don't need to be controlled দ্বারা some সঙ্গীত group, I'll listen to whatever I want. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

নমস্কার if ya got twitter ADD ME PLEASE @TheKaitieLawler thx and I promise I'll add u back :) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

admit it:
we all want to know what a krabby patty tastes like x3 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Smiling away your troubles requires
a clear conscience that harbors no insincerity.
- Paramahansa Yogananda পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

People get mad at me when I tell the truth. People get mad at me when I lie. People get mad at me when I don't say anything. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Wow, i would প্রণয় to know why the fuck i get yelled at when my brother is picking on me.... :l পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

All those fairy tales are full of shit. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'm bored...

Oh! Just had an idea!

I'll just go check if there aren't any funny chicken attacks চলচ্ছবি on youtube..................................... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I haven't been online in about 5 অথবা 6 days is because im in Yakima Washington at the moment. I spent a দিন packing, two days tweeting all my বন্ধু about where im going and for how long, and it took us two days to get to Yakima. I didn't find time to get on my computer while i was home, অথবা get on my phone while i was traveling. I came down here to see my aunt, uncle, cousins, and great cousins. My first time being here. But u probably dont care. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"I have বন্ধু that brag about not going to McDonald's. 'I would never go to McDonalds'. Well, McDonald's wouldn't want আপনি because you're a dick." -Jim Gaffigan পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

When I make Tuna, I do it right! I put enough salt in that thing to kill a small horse! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I am greatly amused. দ্বারা the world. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

My three পছন্দ characters of all time walk to there deaths.

Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, and The Doctor পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

My mom says I have to go to church and I can't even bring a pillow.....ah well...

.
.....Imma bring one anyway. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

today is national smile day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everybody SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

The boy আপনি punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few মিনিট ago.

That girl আপনি called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.

The boy আপনি called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl আপনি pushed down the other দিন is already being abused at home.

আপনি think আপনি know them.

Guess what, আপনি DON'T!

Re-post if আপনি are against bullying.

I bet 99% of আপনি won't.

Re-post this if your that 1% with a হৃদয়

See ima reposter! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I finally got my টুপি for being a member of ফ্যানপপ for one month! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

আপনি know what I just learned. 27,000 species of জন্তু জানোয়ার go extinct every year.
That just depresses me.... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Hubba Bubba ate my mom in a crayon factory *insert rude words* পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Who dresses their kid as a woopie cushion for halloween????? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I keep getting আরো অনুরাগী পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Is it me অথবা Slender has an account? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Mmmm, PIZZA! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

যেভাবে খুশী is dying... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

1) ভদকা is made from potatoes. 2) Potatoes are vegetables. 3) Vegetables are good for you. You're welcome. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Teacher: "You're here to learn." Student: "No, we're here because it's the law." পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

নমস্কার hey. What's up পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

That smiley horror movie seems like............

I've got no words to describe what I think of it but... really?? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

My teacher can sound like Elmo,Blue(Blues Clues),and Stitch!!! হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Eat the waffles. *throws আপনি all waffles* Enjoy the waffles. *gives আপনি all মাখন and syrup, then walks away* পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Hey!
It's October 3rd, and it's Wednesday! Just remembered that.
Happy Mean Girls Day~! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Oooo i got my yellow badge for this club now c: পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

They're issuing a SOPA like bill here in my country.

FUN FACT:

The father of our president, Benigno Aquino II gave up his life to give the Filipino people freedom of speech and yet his son signed a bill that would take away our freedom of speech. Ironic isn't it? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL আপনি PEOPLE?! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Apparently I got a die-hard medal for a club, which is awesome because I've been trying for my die-hard medal at the Keith Harkin Club, BUTTT I got it for the ফ্যানপপ Fail club in stead. the sad part is I wasn't even trying to get a medal in that club ;-; but I've gotten twooo. Dx পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Has anyone noticed that a lot of things পোষ্ট হয়েছে have been related to "Random club is dead", even though it's true, it's a bit annoying. :/ পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

yay i fanlly haerd my fav song ever on the radio i hope i can hear it agine on the radio পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

waitinq for my chicken winqs haha : ) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Likeee For Ah Tbh ♥ ;

#Comment If Yhu Want Ah Lonq Onee ! :b পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i really never had sex with aimee im just jelouse of her because she is better looking than me(:♥ and i প্রণয় BRITTANI because she is verry pretty and cool:D পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Nvr frwn bcz sum1 cld b fallin in প্রণয় wit ur smile ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Iquess i believed ur lies bcz they were exactly what i wanted 2 hear <'3 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

LMS if I have ever hurt your feelings পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

aint nothing better than crashing outt after wack গাধা school . পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

its time to poopie on her boobies পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Dear Algebra,

Stop asking me to find your X, she isn't coming back.

And we dont know Y either. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

 Every teacher before they draw on the board: "I'm not an artist." পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

#ReasonsWeCantBeTogether Cuz..Well...Your Food. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

How ironic, because on Saturday I got my Black Belt...
Then this Sunday, I'm turning 14. ((Yes, My 14th birthday is this Sunday)) wow, two big events happening like, a week and a দিন apart. O_O পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

LOL
I Just HAD To Add Hilarious
Pics I Saw, Hope You
Like 'Em! <3333 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I have just joined this club পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Everyone thinks that i kill... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

My dad just told me that when I was about 3, he accidentally launched me out of a shopping cart..... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Oh..my...god. That stupid...freaking...UGH! She গাউন my Ipod. Didn't even bring a present to my Birthday party,and now she steals my f**king Ipod. Seriously!? That had A LOT of important and meaningful stuff to me! Ugh. I just want to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত her. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে