How to legally get people to kill themselves:
Make them choose a rim and tire size. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

I hate these annoying complainers all around me in my area right now my bestie included. Like if আপনি have problems in your life try to FIX them. Look for solutions, try different ways complaining and crying will do 100% NOTHING! My goodness people! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Youll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, লেবু রস and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

RESPECT!

POWER!

BANANA! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Protip: When the job বিবরণ doesn't say how much they pay
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Did আপনি guys hear about the murder hornets coming to the US? পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Gonna be doing character reviews on here eventually
Starting with Heihachi because টেকেন অনুরাগী are a simp for him and my first set of প্রবন্ধ will be based around টেকেন characters পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

link পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Some people say Batman's supposed to be a dark, tragic anti-hero. I say Batman's supposed to be a flamboyant, sweet-natured, corny dancer. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

I'll make আরো "finally" memes sometime later XD পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

How is quarantine my hopeless ones?
Yes, it is I, the God Of Rejection.
I have heard your prayers.
আপনি must be suffering in this time of loneliness despite being shut-ins all your life.

Take your pocky and drink cola.
Don't chase anymore.
আপনি are finding a partner, not prey. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

When আপনি open the state, turns out COVID cases rise up. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

See ya later, masturbater পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Who here made their mark on fist যেভাবে খুশী দেওয়াল post?
I just did mine XD feels awkward but cool. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

How great would it be if we got notifications when people মতামত প্রদত্ত on our ফোরাম posts অথবা on a মতামত we've chosen to follow. I wish the ফ্যানপপ four still loved us :'( পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Man I enjoy going on fanning sprees. One of them will become my পরবর্তি victim. ;) পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Become one with the Darkness and you'll have all the power আপনি desire. ;) পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

It gains the আরো it gives
And then it rises with the fall
So hand me that remote
Can't আপনি see that all that stuff's a sideshow?
Such boundless pleasure
We've no time for later
Now আপনি can't await
your own arrival
you've twenty সেকেন্ড to comply পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Sonic do the spindash into my wildest wet dreams পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

every time I watch donald trump, I just feel bad for Americans.. The normal ones at least পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Despite being a movie buff, I have never watched a single James Bond movie
I've only ever seen three spy movies... All of them were Austin Powers পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

I just looked into my spam folder, and I've been invited into the National Honour society. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

In life I don't let the Darkness consume me I consume it and befriend it. :) পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Wish I knew why my cousin hates himself so much he's just full of self hatred I mean he has a successful Good paying job a hot loyal girl, awesome friends. But he still keeps hating himself and অভিনয় angry. I'll never understand him. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Online class is so hard. I ended up with a verbal thrashing from my teach for missing class. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

In a land far away my village stood. For a thousand years অথবা আরো my people lived and life was good.
And the sound I heard was the rhyme of my soul, a pulse of hope and unity for people young and old!

Then a নৌকা came along that took us far to a land both strange and new. Our only hope was north star.
Deep inside my হৃদয় was the rhythm of my soul that helped me overcome my fear, for freedom was my goal! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Still waiting for god to load the quicksave পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Just achieved the Shadow of the Colossus platinum trophy on ps4.
Probably one of my most proud plats. That was difficult as hell. Highly recommend this game though. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

Cleo De Nile,
আপনি so beguile,
Even though আপনি act so vile. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·8 মাস আগে

I wish আরো cheap canned খাবার had tabs for opening them. Opening them with a normal can opener can be pain... পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I gotta go turn off the wifi অথবা I'll never sleep

Goodnight. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Damn, that was some powerful Red Bull. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Trump talking about all this "Inject disinfectants to save yourself from Corona"
Fam, bleach chuggers and Tide Pod eaters had the right idea all along! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

*Deep breath* C H E E S E! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Feeling nauseous, hot, and anxious is awful. Imma prolly just... sleep... I'm usually up at 12 anyways... and hopefully I'll feel better... পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

*looks around in my messy room* I think I vegged out too much XD পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

How the fuck do আপনি internet stalk someone for years XD I mean like, why? There's so much other shit to do on the internet! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

If you're looking for a film to watch, I know the perfect film. It's called Alyas ব্যাটম্যান en Robin. It's a 1991 romantic comedy, featuring several musical numbers. It was made in the Philippines and it's amazing. I've been thinking about it, every দিন since I've seen it. If আপনি look on YouTube, you'll likely find it. It's a masterpiece and is way আরো fun than watching The Dark Knight অথবা any MCU film. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Forget মেঘ nine. I am on মেঘ hundred. I have finally acquired an outfit/hairstyle I've wanted since forever. So much WORTH. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Happy Ramadan. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Guys, please understand that I am fine with আপনি making jokes about my mental issues. I'd rather everyone be on equal, good sporting terms and have laughs rather than be coddled and treated like a special baby.
If আপনি wanna call me a Sonic loving, chicken nugget eating, Gamestop employee pepper spraying autistic faggot, I'm perfectly cool with that
Disclaimer: Maybe don't say the F word. That one may not be as easy to say casually পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I still wonder if the rumour of earning money after a semester of college is true? I just gotta ask. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Plain yogurt vs Twix পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Happy 50th Earth Day, everyone!~ 🌎 পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Don't get too excited about meeting your internet friends. Meeting sexually frustrated, depressed, racist and stalkers in real ain't a good idea. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Please vote here-
link
I would like to draw one for a magazine. So please help. And ya thanks^_^ পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

It doesn't matter what আপনি do in secrecy, and it doesn't matter how আপনি think it could affect আপনি if people know
Because at the end of the day, God saw it and he is loling
We are all part of God's cringe compilation পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

How many colours?
No, how many fucking সাম্প্রতিক posts! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

AHHH Perfect night to me shirtless

Mosquito... পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

"To argue with someone who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." Thomas Paine পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

#DopeKek !!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Texas is slowly opening back up. I wonder how this'll work out? পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Who do I have to murder to get me some burgers পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Hey, I got a প্রশ্ন for you, fellow gamers
How could 9/11 be an inside job
When the planes can't even fit inside the building?
Checkmate, gamers পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I like the idea of collecting meme fodder. How bout you? পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

মার্জার gives আপনি allergies!!



Me

I am allergic for the likes of you. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Good news about COVID 19: Sunlight destroys the virus quickly, new govt. tests find, but experts say the pandemic could last through summer. Preliminary results from government lab experiments প্রদর্শনী that the coronavirus does not survive long in high temperatures and high humidity, and is quickly destroyed দ্বারা sunlight, providing evidence from controlled tests of what scientists believed

Bad news about COVID 19: It has not been proven to be true just yet পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

In the twist of separation আপনি excelled at being free পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Remember to ask for consent,
you're suppose to be a senpai, not a hentai. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Me 2019
I will never finish জীবন্ত on waiting list.

2020
Coronavirus হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I've made enough entertainment for all of আপনি ungrateful shits xD
I'm exhausted. Time to rest.

Time of death
2:15 AM পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Some people think Twilight's a bad প্রণয় story, but I must disagree. Twilight's a great প্রণয় story. A টাট্টু princess from Equestria going to Canterlot High and getting a crush on a human গিটার player, named Flash. It's great stuff. However, it would of been better if Flash used his racing powers. Missed opportunity, but still, Twilight's a great romance story. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

If your son is a transgender, what does it make you?

..Transparent. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

My governor (Greg Abbott) just might be reopening businesses in the state. I literally don't know what tomorrow's press conference will be about. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Corona virus is the সেকেন্ড worst virus originated from China. TikTok remains the first. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

In বিয়ার terms…

Sagittarius B2 actually contains enough ethyl alcohol to fill 400 trillion, trillion pints of beer.
That means to consume all the alcohol in Sagittarius B2, every person on Earth would have to drink 300,000 pints of বিয়ার everyday for a billion years!
So there আপনি have it, mankind would be chugging beers until the end of time to make their way through Sagittarius B2. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

There are আরো chickens on earth than people – 25 billion. There are also আরো chickens than any other bird species. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Chickens can taste saltiness, but not sweetness. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

The fear of chickens is called Alektorophobia. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I just found out that খাবার Wars is kinda getting the boot from Toonami, and it's being replaced দ্বারা a new জীবন্ত পরবর্তি Saturday. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I still haven't slept since I woke 10 am yesterday, and yet, I feel আরো awake and alert than I did yesterday. Strange what the feeling of nostalgia does for a person... even drinking hasn't eradicated that feeling, nor made my head fuzzy. I even পোষ্ট হয়েছে my first Bleach Zanpakuto on here in two years... what the fudgery is going on? XD পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Almost 6 in morning

Hahahahahahaha
AAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

Please get me virus come to this body পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Watching Tower of God. Aesthetic art style as expected. But, the ending song is truly amazing. The song is done দ্বারা Stray Kids (Kpop). Guess I'll যোগদান the কেপপ fandom too. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I am doing this because I am bored
link পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

আপনি dropped something. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

May i পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

> "I don't have an opinion"
> "I just disagree with everyone" পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

When আপনি run out of snacks in quarantine, it's best to take a gun and end your suffering early.
~ Joe পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

"Let's believe in love!" - Filipino Joker in Alyas ব্যাটম্যান en Robin পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Cola floats are still as good as ever.... :D পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

আপনি always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows

Yes it shows পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

K-Pop is a luxury আপনি can have in all of your holes পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Happy Easter, peeps!~ 💗 🐰🐣 পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I got 2 earbuds now :) পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Roleplay (No porno) (Jk আপনি can if আপনি want) (but it'd be sad as hell):
I got some illegal drugs for sale, but i am feeling generous so I am giving them out for free পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Just in case the pandemic ends,

Inb4 "I miss my quarantine days". পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

It's my birthday. I finally got to open my mystery package. I am now the proud owner of one ইঁদুর paw and a single octopus tentacle. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Hahahahaha পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

My earbuds? RIP. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I'm nb and prefer they/them pronouns.
I don't have dysphoria অথবা anything, I have a sort of disconnect with the concept of gender.
I dunno my therapist told me I was valid so imma put it here I guess পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Guys, stop bullying me!
I did nothing wrong!
All I am doing is stealing জীবন্ত and then putting your internet career at risk দ্বারা calling it harassment. But I didn't do that. Seriously, I am the victim here
Stop bullying me and stop being absolute children
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta download the পরবর্তি thirty episodes of My Hero Academia to post online and make epic reactions to. Please subscribe to my epic channel, SoozyWoozy পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Dad
Your house smells like cat shit

Me
...............

True family প্রণয় right there.
😅😛 পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Due to low pollution, now I can see my ancestors. They are laughing at me. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

*you go to the orphanage to adopt*

Woman in orphanage : Oh my god আপনি have grown so much! পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

In a time of fear, all we need is a little laughter to lighten the mood. It will never solve the problem but it can help fight the pain. We are locked and confined in cages which we have no problem, we like it, we like this.
But which one of আপনি fucking assholes took my chicken wings? পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Finally got around to posting the first chapter of that story I mentioned. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I just thought of a feature. What if we could send a single message to multiple users at once? পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

I'll be right back :) পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

Banging your head against a দেওয়াল for one ঘন্টা burns 150 calories. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expressions. পোষ্ট হয়েছে ·9 মাস আগে