আপনি ever drink until drunk
And then wake up the পরবর্তি morning with a weird injury
That আপনি don't even remember how আপনি got there
Yeah, me neither
I always had a missing kidney পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"She licked me like a lollipop"
~Lil Wayne পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I could barely find free time after work to enjoy internet then it's suddenly midnight
WHAT THE FUCK. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

What's new, pussy! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I need your heartless madness 🎶 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

kinda hard to believe Blinding Lights is officially a বছর old now. i still remember the দিন and moment Abel dropped the song on YouTube পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

''If আপনি প্রণয় something, set it free. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it.'' পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

when আপনি think you're নিরাপদ from COVID, but your cough goes dry.... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

>Keeping track of things আপনি need to buy using মর্দানী স্ত্রীলোক shopping তালিকা and buying them at other stores
take that, illuminati টিকটিকি man bezos!!1!!!11! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

So, much like foreskin, my joke post about it was removed দ্বারা someone who found it tasteless and wrong
And I just want to say I'm sorry
Not for my joke
The fact that আপনি removed it is quite sad
I'm sorry your parents mutilated your penis so আপনি can't enjoy using your foreskin as a pocket পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

But i've been the hardest to love
আপনি tryna let me go
Yeah
And i can see it
I can see it
I've been the hardest to love
It's hard to let me go
Yeah
And i can feel it
I can feel it পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No আরো পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

We should have had two extra debates with each candidate debating one on one against Chris Wallace. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

18 and Life. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Our দিন has come
It's drawn in the sky
So don't shed a tear now
Be thankful for the time
Life wouldn't be so precious dear
If there never was an end 🎶 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

''Well, It’s No Secret That The Best Thing About A Secret Is Secretly Telling Someone Your Secret, Thereby Adding Another Secret To Their Secret Collection Of Secrets, Secretly.'' পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'm gonna FIX that স্প্যাঘেটি !!!! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"i don't like sand. it's coarse, and rough, and irritating... and it gets everywhere"
~an actual line written দ্বারা George Lucas পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water..." পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I should make a meme fodder forum. আপনি know, a place where people can send templates for memes. (Frames from shows, etc.) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Once, there was a barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.
THE END! :D পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Obama is my celebrity crush পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

If I'm such a মেটালিকা fan, I should convince myself to find them live.. After all, gave me আরো প্রণয় to Avenged Sevenfold, so would probably have the same effect.. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

happy December 1st y'all!
we're almost there. 2020 is almost over, thank Christ! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

নমস্কার guys!!
I will leave ফ্যানপপ for a while
but I come back after a while
will miss আপনি all
peace and out Kat পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say he's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

What'd I miss? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

man, why is it that Donald Glover's "This is America" is wayyy আরো relevant now than back when it first came out? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Sesame রাস্তা অথবা The Muppets? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

As long as Twitter remains
World peace will never be obtained
God will not allow us into his kingdom
And আপনি will never know true happiness পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

so today's the Albanian Independence day.... and we're still stuck inside হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Nanomachines, Son! Metal gear rising, my bouy! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

so, it's Black Friday again. what y'all gonna get? অথবা are আপনি just gonna chill at home? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

happy Thanksgiving, folks! hope y'all have a good one পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

don't get me wrong: i like সারমেয় and কুকুরছানা too. but i'm আরো of a cat person পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

After a long day, Assassin's Creed রাজহাঁস diving into a বিছানা with fresh and warm sheets is the best fucking thing EVER. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

May everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving!~ :) 💖🦃 🍽️🌻 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

_If আপনি thought আপনি had me fooled
I'm tellin' আপনি now objection overruled.
🔚 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

That's it
You're going to the Smash roster, fuckboy পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

so the Grammys didn't wanna acknowledge The Weeknd and "Blinding Lights" AT ALL this year. yeah, he got completely snubbed পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I anticipate that not a lot of people will look অগ্রবর্তী to this week. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Guys I still don't quite get what a s'more is পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

between "What's Up?" and "It's My Life", which classic rock song is your favorite? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

so ফ্যানপপ keeps logging me out for no reason?
my theory is: this is a warning sign of how they're shove their "new layout" down our throats in the future পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

1993: "Your success is now our country's success. I am rooting hard for you. Good luck."

2020: "I concede NOTHING!!!" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Now this is podracing পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

...and then, they all died!
The End! :D পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Then we sailed away and the sun turned black. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

honestly wish I could of watched Invader Zim as a kid.. I felt it was too mature for me when I was young.. I was the opposite of now, scared of just about everything পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Why do I feel like Trump will somehow get another term. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

So the new Spongebob movie is kinda shit
But Redline is pretty good
Why watch soulless trash when আপনি can watch Redline? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

so the new Spongebob movie is.... unfortunately, not worth your time. which is a shame, 'cause the trailer really made it look like it could be fun. apparently not :/
oh well, thankfully we still got Wolfwalkers before the end of the বছর পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

*Slow clap*

Congratulations. You're আরো retarded than I originally thought.

Retardeder. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

confession: i don't think Beastars is all that great...

please don't kill me পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

''Nice watch. Too bad আপনি won't be able to tell the time on it after I break it. Break your face, that is.'' পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

personally, i'm আরো of a winter guy myself. because while i like summer, i can't stand the unbearable heat পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Zanny cried for chicken tenders
Windwaker cred for nuggets
Sombra cried for fries পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

DO NOT CALL KEN AND বার্বি AT 3AM!! (OMG THEY ACTUALLY CAME TO MY HOUSE!!) (Gone wrong) (Gone sexual) (I got ass-raped) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) (Please, for the প্রণয় of যীশু Christ, SUBSCRIBE, YA DUMB-FUCK KIDS!!!) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

why do i feel like the new Tom and Jerry movie is gonna be on par with Scoob from earlier this year? and দ্বারা that, i mean i feel like it's gonna be mediocre পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Epic Go Through the McDonald's Drive Thru and Order the Travis Scott Burger at 3AM Challenge Featuring My Child Soldier from the Dark Web (EPIC) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (TRUE STORY) (NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT CLICKBAIT! STOP SAYING IT'S CLICKBAIT! STOP IT!) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Well, there's a new Tom and Jerry film coming out and do আপনি know why? Because "We've got to have money. No less, less. Money's a wonderful thing, when I see lots of it I want to stand up and sing! Money's the প্রণয় of my life, the only true প্রণয় of my life." - Tony Jay's character in the 1990's Tom and Jerry film পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Sometimes in your darkest dreams আপনি will feel the haunting pain
Silent tears of your hidden fears come to haunt আপনি once again
Fight on for the memories of the everlasting dream
Their pain in the silent lands on wings of glory free
We can go on forever with the darkness so far away
And the warriors who live forever fight on to the end
🎶 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

God is my manager and he says, "Get fucked, Karen" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"a কলা is solid proof of God's existence"
"Star Wars has a hidden, sinister Buddhist agenda"
~Kirk Cameron

(no, i'm not kidding. that's what he actually believes) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

No matter what, we can all agree that the greatest president we ever had was Harrison Ford. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"I genuinely believe that Mr. Trump will not be President."
-Barack Obama, May 2016

6 months later: পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'm finally আরো into Hazbin Hotel only to remember.. I'll probably never see any future episodes.. Oh well পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I put some চলচ্ছবি on my club if anybody's interested in আরো about that dude on my avatar..

link পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"I beat Bernie Sanders."
-Joe Biden, 2020 Presidential বিতর্ক পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i find it hilarious how Trump still refuses to believe he হারিয়ে গেছে the elections lmfao. he's still tryna manipulate people into thinking Biden গাউন the ভোট XD পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

that moment when you're প্রথমপাতা alone and sneeze, but আপনি hear a voice from your room saying "Gesundheit".... পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Never trust someone who's offended দ্বারা everything yet ashamed of nothing. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'm going to make salep..
Rip stove. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

today, i officially started my final বছর of my 2-year-long master's degree পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Actual valuable উপদেশ from seasonal retail training videos... Never try to "win" the argument with erratic people; diffusing the situation comes first over everything. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

well, YouTube decided to বাতিল Rewind 2020, but not because of COVID. no, because of some bullshit excuse i couldn't even bother to pay attention to. but yeah, we won't be having any cringe-fest this বছর পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Clown make up is the blackface for gamers পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i don't know what it is about hand-drawn animated চলচ্চিত্র that makes me emotional nowadays. maybe it's cause everything is so extremely focused on being CGI that 2D অ্যানিমেশন brings back so many memories of it being on the big screen back in the day, but it's also because আপনি can tell it was made দ্বারা actual people, and not a computer, so a lotta effort and passion was poured into that project. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i just realized: this is my last বছর of master's degree. i'll be graduating in summer of পরবর্তি বছর পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Well, films that changed their release dates to this মাস are changing to পরবর্তি year. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I buried my last pet, a turtle, yesterday. I’ve had him for আরো than 10 years. R.I.P. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i should probably take it easy on posting here. i know i wanna contribute, especially since i haven't been on ফ্যানপপ for a long time, but i feel like i've been posting too much lately, so i'll slow down. sorry about that, folks পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

নমস্কার guys
Uh.......
Trump stink............
Where the fuck are my 2 million likes!?
Fucking hand them over! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

i don't know much about Biden, অথবা what he's gonna do now as the new president, but i'll tell ya one thing: thank fuckin' god Trump is gone পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

"HAI! MY NAMEZ MARKIPLIER AND IM HERE TO TEACH আপনি HOW TO SMASH AGAINST YER HEAD!
FERST: EMPTY BOTTLE!"
*empties bottle*
"AHH! THEN, SMASH!!"
*boom* "AGGGHHH!" পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

It's the annual running marathon at my local high school and they just fired the starting gun পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Hi friends. Got fuckloads of work + exams in the পরবর্তি few weeks so I'm gonna do a good ol' tech ban on myself because it's either all অথবা nothing for me lol. All the best in the meantime <3 Don't get up to too much mischief. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Leggo my Smegmo পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Tomorrow is going to be my birthday! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

some of the Weeknd's unreleased songs are way better than some of the hit singles we've had in সাম্প্রতিক years (*cough*Lil Pump*cough*) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I decided long পূর্বে never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
🎶 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

well, good morning y'all! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

We need some type of holiday where everything is open for a full 24 ঘন্টা period. Gyms, banks, loan centers, car dealerships, auto mechanics, সঙ্গীত studios, pet stores, glass repair, the post office, no matter how inconvenient অথবা stupid it is, we need to have the whole city open and running from at least 12:00AM-11:59PM. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Bologna, no cheese
Cookies, no milk

Keep it going. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

I'd have to rewatch the south park pendemic special again sometime.. Was still kinda depressed when it aired, and it just made me feel worse, as most it just felt too close to home.. But now that I have আরো hope, I need to rewatch it.. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Classic president quotes
"I cannot tell a lie"
"Ask what আপনি can do for your country"
"Tear down this wall"
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em"
"We need to build a wall"
and finally, we can add "Now look, fat, look" to that তালিকা পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Nuri... I hope that whatever's up that you'll remain নিরাপদ and happy. That you'll have a wonderful life, have all the best. If আপনি really left, will miss you... Were an amazing friend and person. </3 পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Two আরো years of Obama, baby! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে